The janitor at a local high school is actually the scout for a coven of Satanists on the lookout for a virgin to sacrifice. One day he kidnaps the cheerleading squad to use for their rituals. However, unbeknownst to the devil-worshipers, one of the cheerleaders is actually a witch, and has plans of her own for the Satanists. Written by
Funnier than "The Omen"... scarier than "Silent Movie".
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That damn woman!
Yes, I know what you mean.
What, you? You're a monk!
Well, I'm very well read... and I dream.
I dream a lot.
Referenced in Something to Scream About
One for All and All for One
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