Clive Langham: Don't you think to have only one bastard after sixty years of action is almost tantamount to self denial?
Kevin Woodford: I've got an erection.
Sonia Langham: Oh. So you have. Is it urgent?
Kevin Woodford: It's not mine!
Kevin Woodford: Are you the lady who's dying?
Helen Wiener: [drily] Yes, I'm the lady who's dying.
Claude Langham: Refreshingly direct, isn't he? I understand that his mind is in outer space most of the time, so that when it returns it has a cosmic scale of values.