Jack McGee: Forgive me, Doctor, I'm calling you a liar.
Dr. David Banner: Mr. McGee!
[takes a deep breath]
Dr. David Banner: Mr. McGee, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
[first title card]
Title card: Within each of us, ofttimes, there dwells a mighty and raging fury.
[turns to Elaina in fear]
Dr. David Banner: When the metamorphoses happen, I can't control it. I don't even know what it DOES! I could have killed you.
Dr. David Banner: My mother always used to tell me getting angry doesn't help.
Dr. Elaina Marks: I always liked your mother.
Dr. David Banner: She always liked you.
Dr. David Banner: Do you think we will ever find where that strength comes from?
Dr. Elaina Marks: I don't know. But we'll certainly share a lot of donuts together, and I'll probably get fat.
Dr. David Banner: Mr McGee, your newspaper is only interested in reporting murder, rape, horoscopes, UFO's and Farrah Fawcett. I don't happen to fit into any of those catagories and I don't wish to be interviewed.
Jack McGee: All right, Dr. Banner. But I don't give up easily.
Dr. Elaina Marks: One tiny portion of a living cell. Well, I tell ya, as many times as I've seen it, it still facinates me that it would take over a half a million of those to cover the head of a pin.
Dr. David Banner: Well enjoy the view, it's all we've got.
Dr. Elaina Marks: David?
Dr. David Banner: [wincing in pain] Yeah?
Dr. Elaina Marks: When did you say you were shot?
Dr. David Banner: I don't know, sometime early this morning.
Dr. Elaina Marks: Well I'll tell you, this wound looks like it's been healing for a few days.
Dr. David Banner: I know.
Dr. David Banner: I gotta get something to drink, I'm dehydrating.
Dr. Elaina Marks: David, try to remember...
Dr. David Banner: I, ah, I remember... feeling incredibly strong... it was me... and it wasn't me.
Dr. David Banner: [recreating the conditions of his first Hulk-out] Hey wait a minute, last night was an electrical storm!
Dr. Elaina Marks: Oh brother, you really do have a Ben Franklin complex, don't you?
Jack McGee: [holding a footprint of the Hulk] There's a girl and her father over at the lake who say that they saw the thing that made this.
Dr. Elaina Marks: Did they? Well what was it, Bigfoot?
Jack McGee: Sounds more like the Jolly Green Giant. Only I wouldn't call him too jolly. Big hulk, about seven feet tall. Greenish tinge to the skin. Pretty mean looking.
Dr. David Banner: All right, but I wanna make sure that that never happens again. I wanna be Dr. Banner, not Dr. Jekyll.
Jack McGee: [seeing the carnage to the lab made by the Hulk] Well now, no little bacteria did that.
Dr. Elaina Marks: [to David] Hey, do us both a favor, don't get mad, huh?
Dr. Elaina Marks: Oh God, my poor David...
Dr. Elaina Marks: [touches the Hulk's face] Who will take care of you now?
Jack McGee: Now a thing that looks like that Hulk is not going to stay hidden for long. When they grab it, that is going to be one of the great stories of the twentieth century.
Jack McGee: [to himself, as Jerry walks off] One of the best.
Dr. David Banner: I love you Elaina. I think you loved me too. Although you never said it.
Jack McGee: But eh, Doctor, any time you, eh, feel an interview coming on, you... you get in touch, will you?