Jack McGee: Forgive me, Doctor, but I am calling you a liar!
Dr. David Banner: Mr. McGee!
Dr. David Banner: [takes a deep breath, smiles]
Dr. David Banner: Mr. McGee, don't make me angry.
Dr. David Banner: [chuckles]
Dr. David Banner: You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
[first title card]
Title card: Within each of us, ofttimes, there dwells a mighty and raging fury.
Dr. David Banner: You know, my mother always used to tell me, "Getting angry doesn't help."
Dr. Elaina Marks: I always liked your mother.
Dr. David Banner: She always liked YOU.
Dr. David Banner: [turns to Elaina in agitation]
Dr. David Banner: When the metamorphosis happens, I don't have any control over it; I don't even know what it DOES! I could have killed you.
Dr. David Banner: [gives a start of horror]
Dr. David Banner: Maybe that's why I was wounded. Maybe I tried to kill somebody last night - maybe I DID kill somebody.
Dr. Elaina Marks: Listen to me! David Banner is NOT a killer.
Dr. David Banner: We're not talking about David Banner.
Dr. Elaina Marks: Yes, we ARE!
Dr. David Banner: Do you think we will ever find where that strength comes from?
Dr. Elaina Marks: I don't know. But we'll certainly share a lot of donuts together, and I'll probably get fat.
Dr. David Banner: Mr McGee, your newspaper is only interested in reporting murder, rape, horoscopes, UFO's and Farrah Fawcett. I don't happen to fit into any of those categories - and I wish NOT to be interviewed.
Dr. David Banner: [walks off]
Jack McGee: All right, Dr. Banner. But I don't give up easily.
Dr. Elaina Marks: One tiny portion of a living cell. Well, I tell ya, as many times as I've seen it, it still facinates me that it would take over a half a million of those to cover the head of a pin.
Dr. David Banner: Well enjoy the view, it's all we've got.
Dr. Elaina Marks: David?
Dr. David Banner: [wincing in pain] Yeah?
Dr. Elaina Marks: When did you say you were shot?
Dr. David Banner: I don't know, sometime early this morning.
Dr. Elaina Marks: Well I'll tell you, this wound looks like it's been healing for a few days.
Dr. David Banner: I know.
Dr. David Banner: I gotta get something to drink, I'm dehydrating.
Dr. Elaina Marks: David, try to remember...
Dr. David Banner: I, ah, I remember... feeling incredibly strong... it was me... and it wasn't me.
Dr. David Banner: [recreating the conditions of his first Hulk-out] Hey wait a minute, last night was an electrical storm!
Dr. Elaina Marks: Oh brother, you really do have a Ben Franklin complex, don't you?
Jack McGee: [holding a footprint of the Hulk] There's a girl and her father over at the lake who say that they saw the thing that made this.
Dr. Elaina Marks: Did they? Well what was it, Bigfoot?
Jack McGee: Sounds more like the Jolly Green Giant. Only I wouldn't call him too jolly. Big hulk, about seven feet tall. Greenish tinge to the skin. Pretty mean looking.
Dr. David Banner: All right, but I wanna make sure that that never happens again. I wanna be Dr. Banner, not Dr. Jekyll.
Jack McGee: [seeing the carnage to the lab made by the Hulk] Well now, no little bacteria did that.
Dr. Elaina Marks: [to David] Hey, do us both a favor, don't get mad, huh?
Dr. Elaina Marks: Oh God, my poor David...
Dr. Elaina Marks: [touches the Hulk's face] Who will take care of you now?
Jack McGee: You know 'em well?
Ben: Yes, I did, Mr. McGee. Was it really necessary to print that?
["National Register" headline: "Incredible 'Hulk' Kills 2"]
Jack McGee: Well, it's the truth. It's what happened.
Ben: And it sells newspapers.
Jack McGee: Look, Doctor... I saw what that creature did to a steel chamber. And I heard your friends talking; they were scared to death it was coming back.
Ben: You actually SAW the thing?
Jack McGee: You're damn right I did. I gave a description to all the law-enforcement agencies; they got a - a warrant for MURDER out on it! Now a THING that looks like that Hulk is not gonna stay hidden for long. When they grab it, that is gonna be one of the great stories of the Twentieth Century.
Ben: [walks off in disgust]
Jack McGee: [to himself, as Ben walks off] One of the best.
Jack McGee: [walks off himself, limping on a crutch]
Dr. David Banner: I love you Elaina. I think you loved me too. Although you never said it.
Jack McGee: But eh, Doctor, any time you, eh, feel an interview coming on, you... you get in touch, will you?
- it's the same story, over and over again...
[slams notebook in rage]
- but WHAT is the common DENOMINATOR?
Dr. Elaina Marks: David, believe me, if I knew the answer, I'd tell you.
Dr. Elaina Marks: We'll keep on searching until we find out how to make you normal again.
Dr. David Banner: I suggest that we get our research materials together, and move to safer quarters.
Dr. Elaina Marks: Where?
Dr. David Banner: I don't know... we'll think of a place.
Dr. Elaina Marks: ...keep on searching...
Dr. David Banner: We'll think of a place.