Fun with Dick and Jane (1977)

Jane Fonda: Jane Harper

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Quotes 

• Jane Harper : Interesting that the only two jobs you think I am qualified for are a secretary and a prostitute.

  Dick Harper : You're not qualified to be a secretary.

• Jane Harper : What kind of lunatic spends $1000 on lunch when he's out of a job and deeply in debt?

  Dick Harper : The kind that knows you can't get a job if you look like a loser.

  Jane Harper : If I was Diners Club, I'd your stomach bronzed and put it in the Hall of Fame.

• Dick Harper : Do you mind if I kiss you in a public place?

  Jane Harper : I'd mind if you kissed me in a private place with all these people around.

• Jane Harper : [Upset, as a landscaping crew is busy ripping out recently planted items from the Harper's yard]  What in God's name do you think you're doing?

  Landscape Man : You got our notice, Mrs. Harper?

  Jane Harper : Yes. I sent you a check.

  Landscape Man : Bouncy, bouncy. That's naughty, Mrs. Harper...

  Jane Harper : Look, I'll give you another check.

  Landscape Man : Two checks bounced already, Mrs. Harper. Your mother may have carried you for nine months, but we'll only carry you for two...

  Jane Harper : Look, just because the bank made a mistake, there's no reason to come and dig up... my tree!

  Landscape Man : Not yours. Ours. We put this stuff in, and now we're going to tear it out... If you don't want to lose your shirt, don't put it on the cuff.

  Jane Harper : You're using Gestapo tactics.

  Landscape Man : That's impossible. I'm Jewish.

• Jane's Father : I unloaded all of my aerospace stock the day they first landed on the moon. I *knew* that was the peak, and I was right. It's a depressed industry.

  Jane Harper : Depressed and depressing.