Freaky Friday (1976)
Mrs. Andrews: Honestly, Bill, that child hasn't got a clue about my life, not a single clue.
Mrs. Schmauss: Where do I start, honey?
Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): In the kitchen. We had a little problem this morning.
Mrs. Schmauss: What happened?
Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): Well, the washing machine went bananas and uh...
Mrs. Schmauss: [suddenly we enter the next scene, in the laundry room just after the kitchen] Well, lets take a look and see what's going on.
[she opens the washing machine lid, and very instantly sees that it's overloaded]
Mrs. Schmauss: Oh no! No! Well no wonder.
[starts taking them out piece by piece]
Mrs. Schmauss: You're going to cram your shirts, and your rugs, and your hose, and your sneakers, and some little tin things. What are these little tin things? Oh jacks! That's cute. That's cute! And all of your jacks in here together, not to mention you used too much soap. That is your problem.
[shuts the lid]
Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): Well, that's what comes of letting Annabel help with the laundry. That sweet thing trying to be helpful.
Mrs. Schmauss: A genuine first?
[rolls her eyes]
Mrs. Schmauss: Ugh!
Annabel Andrews, Mrs. Ellen Andrews: [about each other, from two different places at the same time, they are saying the magic word which suddenly makes them unintentionally switch] I wish I could switch places with her for just one day.
[Annabelle and her mother have already just got their own bodies back, but stayed in the same places that they were switched, and it looks to Boris and Ben like she and her mother just did an impossible trick]
Boris Harris, the Neighbor: Hey Annabelle, where did you come from?
Annabel Andrews: Don't ask me.
Ben Andrews: Where did Mom go?
Annabel Andrews: Don't ask me.
Ben Andrews: Can you do that again?
Annabel Andrews: I hope not.
Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): I was only kidding, Daddy.
Mr. William Waring 'Bill' Andrews: Daddy? You never called me "Daddy" before?
Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): [covering up the problem] Oh, and I never will again, Bill, Dear.
Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): Do this... do that... everybody's had breakfast but me!
[rummages in the fridge]
Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): Ah! Macaroni and cheese, breakfast at last.
Mrs. Ellen Andrews (as Annabel): Too late, Miss. Gibbons, I've already seen your action!
Mrs. Ellen Andrews: you know, Borris, I do believe this is the first time you've ever gotten a chance to see our lovely, lovely home... it's simple, yet elegant!
Mr. William Waring 'Bill' Andrews: What's going on in there?
Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): Something really freaky!
Mrs. Andrews (as Annabel): What is this?
Virginia: Your usual rum raisin banana-split breakfast.
Mrs. Andrews (as Annabel): Of course! what else would the junk food junkie eat for breakfast?
[looking at the girls, who are staring]
Mrs. Andrews (as Annabel): You notice something different about me, right? Something different?
Annabel Andrews: As a dad you're terrific. As a husband, you're more like a traffic cop!
Annabel Andrews: This is my room. Don't knock it, I like it this way, you don't have to find anything.
Annabel Andrews: Hey! Whose foot is that? That's not MY foot... that's Mom's foot! And those are Mom's legs
[feels her legs and works up]
Annabel Andrews: ... and, and her stomach, and her uh... uh...
Mrs. Andrews: [as Annabel, thinking] No wonder Annabel's always walking around barefoot, these sneakers feel like they're full of marbles.