:What came first, Mr. Kluger: the chicken or the egg? S.D. Kluger
:Girls, if you please. Chicken #1
:Really? What a question to ask us! Chicken #2
:I mean, did you ever!
] Chicken #3
:Let's tell it like it was, girls. Chicken #1, Chicken #2, Chicken #3
] What came first, / The chicken or the egg? / What a silly riddle! / Just like asking who came first: / The pussycat or the fiddle. Chicken #2
:The chicken was first, that we can prove / With a little Bible lesson: / When Noah took the animals on the ark, / That sure fixed the progression! Chicken #1, Chicken #2, Chicken #3
:How 'bout what came first, / The chicken or the egg? / What's there to agree on? / Just like asking who came first: / The fountain or Ponce de León. Chicken #2
:There was no egg aboard that ark, / Just a Mr. and Mrs. Chicken! / When the water dried out, they hatched an egg, / That should make the plot unthicken.
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