Desperate Living (1977)
[after Mole's penis is cut off]
Mole McHenry: Now I won't have any organs! It'll be like having a Barbie doll crotch!
Peggy Gravel: Why did you tell me to come this way, Grizelda? You know I hate nature! Look at those disgusting trees, stealing my oxygen. Oh, I can't stand this scenery another minute. All natural forests should be turned into housing developments! I want cement covering every blade of grass in this nation. Don't we taxpayers have a voice anymore?
Motorcycle Cop: I'd like to stick my whole head in your mouth and let you suck out my eyeballs!
Grizelda Brown: I don't want no white man lookin' at my Tampax!
Peggy Gravel: Hello? What number are you calling? You've dialed the wrong number! Sorry? What good is that? How can you ever repay the last thirty seconds you have stolen from my life? I hate you, your husband, your children, and your relatives!
Peggy Gravel: Have I gone to Hell? Is that it? Have I gone straight to Hell?
Peggy Gravel: Go home to your mother! Doesn't she ever watch you? Tell her this isn't some communist daycare center! Tell your mother I hate her! Tell your mother I hate you!
Flipper: You lazy bitch! I'm out working my tail off all day, and you're in there, fuckin' MIDGETS!
Peggy Gravel: Go ahead, feel her up! Just like you did to me! Find em, feel em, fuck em, forget em... is THAT your new motto?
Grizelda Brown: Zip that gaping hole of a mouth up, Peggy, before I plug it up with my fist.
Peggy Gravel: You're just like all the rest of the common dykes in this town!
Queen Carlotta: [surveying her subjects as they participate in her own self-enforced "Backwards Day"] Look at those dummies! Hey, moron! You got your clothes on backwards! Ha ha ha! Oh, God, this is fun! Hi, stupid! Hi, ugly!
Shotsie: Ewww, that senile old cunt!
Mole McHenry: I wish I had a rifle with a telescopic lens.
Flipper: I'd help you pull the trigger, Mole!
Muffy St. Jacques: Squeaky Fromme, where are you when we need you?
Muffy St. Jacques: [recalling why she ended up on the lam in Mortville] I wasn't always like this. Oh, I mean, of course I was always visually stunning, but I was married to a man, and I had a baby named Freddy. It was about two years ago, and my husband and I were just returning from a cocktail party...
Muffy St. Jacques: [finding her babysitter nude in bed with a boy] OH MY GOD! What have you done with my baby?
Babysitter: I don't know; I'm trippin'.
Muffy St. Jacques: TRIPPUN? Where's Freddy?
Babysitter: I think I put him in the kitchen!
Muffy St. Jacques: The KITCHUN? Oh, Freddy!
Queen Carlotta: Every word I ever utter shall be considered a royal proclamation!
Princess Coo-Coo: Oh Herbert, we're safe now. I'm sorry I had to drag you all that way, but those silly nudists wanted to BURY you! Oh I love you too, my darling- Mother can't hurt us now. We'll get married tonight. You don't look so well, I hope you perk up for our honeymoon!
Queen Carlotta: Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch! Take it off! Come on, let's see some ass! Yeah! Yeah! Strip faster! Let's see some private areas! Ohhhh I see London, I see France! Spread those legs, baby! I want meat and potatoes! Yeahhhh! A Hollywood loaf! Yessssirrreee! Come on over here with that thing! You're a wicked little boy getting me all heated up, aren't you? I'm going to have to give you a spanking!
Bosley Jr.: [Kids are in the attic playing doctor] Breathe hard. Do it again.
Beth: [Giggles as she breathes] Let me do it to you.
Peggy Gravel: [Enters room and goes berserk when she sees the kids] SODOMITES!
[Rushes to them]
Peggy Gravel: CAUGHT RIGHT IN A SEX ORGY! FILTHY! DIRTY! FILTHY!
Bosley Jr.: [Crying] We're only playing!
Peggy Gravel: [Slapping them] Is that what you learned in private school?
Beth: Don't, Mother, we're only playing!
Peggy Gravel: [Hysterically to herself] NUDE! NUDE! NUDE!
Peggy Gravel: You could be pregnant, Beth!
[to Bosley, Jr]
Peggy Gravel: And YOU... I never thought you'd rape your own sister!
[Suddenly wildly, to no one in particular]
Peggy Gravel: OH GOD, THE CHILDREN ARE HAVING SEX!
Grizelda Brown: You better calm yourself down before I haul off and smack you upside your wide, wide head. We killed your husband. And I ain't your maid anymore bitch. I'm your sister in crime.
Peggy Gravel: Please, don't sit on me!
Peggy Gravel: [to cop in lingerie] Will you please stop it! I have never found the antics of deviants to be one bit amusing!
Peggy Gravel: [to cop in lingerie] No, please not a kiss, I swear I'll gag! Mount me if you must but not a kiss!
Muffy St. Jacques: The press still calls me "The Dog Food Murderess". I can never go back, I couldn't bear the shame!
Queen Carlotta: [ordering the guards to gang rape Princess Coo-Coo] Seize her and fuck her.
Queen Carlotta: [giving one of her nude guards a spanking] This will teach you to arouse royalty.
Motorcycle Cop: Mrs. Gravel, I'd like to examine your underpants!