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Confessions of a Summer Camp Councillor (1977)

Confessions from a Holiday Camp (original title)
In a typical British holiday camp during summer the employees are bored to hell. In order to enjoy the summer and have some holiday while working they celebrate erotic parties. This is ... See full summary »

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Anthony Booth ...
Bill Maynard ...
Doris Hare ...
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Linda Hayden ...
Brigitte
Lance Percival ...
Lionel
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Whitemonk
Liz Fraser ...
Mrs. Whitemonk
Colin Crompton ...
Roughage
Nicholas Bond-Owen ...
Kevin (as Nicholas Owen)
Mike Savage ...
Kevin's Dad
Janet Edis ...
Kevin's Mum
Nicola Blackman ...
Blackbird
Caroline Ellis ...
Glad
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In a typical British holiday camp during summer the employees are bored to hell. In order to enjoy the summer and have some holiday while working they celebrate erotic parties. This is great pleasure for them until the arrival of a new manager who tries to change the bad habbits and turns their lives into hell. Written by Volker Boehm

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Holiday Campers Exposed! The Funniest Take Off Of the Season! [UK Theatrical]

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The three mourners are all played by real-life siblings of lead actress Doris Hare. See more »

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Featured in Welsh Greats: Doris Hare (2012) See more »

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Give Me England
Music and Lyrics by Ed Welch and Bob Barratt
Sung by The Wurzels
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This last confessions, the best, I must confess
22 January 2013 | by (Australia) – See all my reviews

This is the most saucy out of the four "Confessions". You get from this one, just what you get from the others, only it's funnier and more raunchy. Again walking hazzard, Askwith and his brother in law have a new venture, working at a holiday camp, a real dive but it does have it's perks. Whoever thought there'd be an underground cafe, where through the windows you can see the underground of the family pool, and that's not all, as there's a familiar streaker roaming about, and as a Confession's fan, you don't have to be an Einstein to figure out who. And again the family pay a visit, including the bigoted Grandad, who I find a hoot. He gets pie eyed and mistakes one of those long funeral cars, carrying a coffin, as their ride to the camp, the bereaved family, with them. The grandad tries to cheer the family with sing song. There's a great raunchy scene near the end with Askwith up to his neck again in, you know, cleavage, etc, inside the ghost train building, where the family decide to take a ride. How this ends with Askwith, is just another reason I love these films. He makes up with some hotties, one a busty Brazilian who really wants to win this beauty contest, and you don't want to be at the receiving end, if she loses, as you're liable to be wearing custard pie on your face. The pie fight that erupts, so reminded me of Pacific Banana, where also in that, there was a gay guy. What's funny here, this famous pianist in the movie just keeps on playing through this fight, while below this mischievous kid, is sawing at the legs of the piano. Askwith shares some nude pool too, him and Booth again having close calls with their boss and other staff, their careers in the balance. One of them, a lanky gay guy who's onto them, has his worst fear, coming true, when a score of hotties jump him, where they may of just turned him straight. That is the tastiest and more entertaining of the four, with so many other scenes I'd love to mention. This was the last of the series which in my opinion, ended on the perfect note.


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