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7 out of 8 people found the following review useful:
And yet I laughed, 12 May 2003
Author:
jbels from Chicago
This movie seems to have been made from a very old dirty joke book. You can see the punchlines coming a mile a way, and yet there is something strangely charming about this movie. Perhaps it's the fact that something like this could never be made today. All I know is that The Little Red Riding Hood skit made me laugh so loud, I had to rewind it and watch it again. If nothing else, it is only 70 minutes long, so if you hate it, it won't be two hours of torture like most movies.
6 out of 8 people found the following review useful:
Low Brow But Amusing, 25 September 2005
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Author:
Theo Robertson from Isle Of Bute, Scotland
I saw this when I was sixteen years old and perhaps this was the reason
I found this sketch based film so very amusing and I can still remember
some of the sketches more than half a lifetime ago
Man in nudist colony with back to camera hands two female nudists two
cups
" Coffee ? "
" Thank you "
" Donuts ? "
" Thank you "
Guess where the donuts are being kept ? Ha Ha Ha . That sums up the
level of humour and my favourite joke involved the Lone Ranger who is
bitten by a rattlesnake while urinating ( Guess what part of his
anatomy got bitten ? ) so sends Tonto to get medical help . He manages
to go into town a find a doctor who tells him that the only way to
treat snakebite is " to suck out the poison " so Tonto goes back to
find find The Lone Ranger :
" What did he say "
Tonto sees his friend lying in sheer agony : " He said ssss , he said
sss , he said you're going to die Kemosabi "
When asked most fans of this movie will admit the bus sketch is their
favourite moment where a man sits on a crowded bus reading a porn mag .
He unzips his pants and starts to masturbate . Yeah I know it's crude
and near the knuckle even if the camera is locked onto a medium shot of
the man's face but the joke works because it becomes long running .
After the initial scene it cuts away to several more sketched then
returns to the man who is more and more excited at pleasuring himself .
Cut away to a couple more sketches then back to the bus which has now
stopped with most of the passengers running out screaming . Back to a
couple of more sketches then back to the bus with an overly excited man
then back to the bus where he reaches a climax . In a state of sexual
relief he pulls out a packet of ciggies and sticks one in his mouth .
Thoughtfully he turns to the one remaining passenger on the bus , a
priest and asks " Excuse me father do you mind if I smoke ? " The
picture freezes and a caption and voice over is played - " You meet the
nicest people on a bus "
Hey guys I saw this when I was sixteen . Don't blame if me if CAN DO IT
TILL I NEED GLASSES hasn't dated well
4 out of 5 people found the following review useful:
Burlesque Redux, 20 May 2002
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Author:
Tomlonso
An update of the skits and jokes you would have seen on a Burlesque stage in the first half of the 20th Century. It's a string of several jokes acted out. Some of them you could tell your Grandmother, some of them not, but it's a fairly safe bet she's heard them all before. For what it tries to be, it's not too bad. Before you rent it, remember that it's an older style of entertainment and has more value as history than as comedy or titillation. Robin Williams has a couple of bits, but he's interchangeable with the other players.
2 out of 2 people found the following review useful:
Fond Memories, 15 March 2007
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Author:
wjbrocker from United States
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
While the first film, "If You Don't Stop It...You'll Go Blind", was
very funny, "Can I Do It 'Till I Need Glasses?" is far superior. As a
movie junkie, I have had the privilege of seeing all THREE versions of
this film in the theater. THREE versions, you say? How can THAT be??
Version #1: The original had none of the sketches that Robin Williams
did. It DID, however, have three sketches by the comedy duo of Roger &
Roger as the "Lone Stranger & Pronto." Version #2: The first re-release
of the film had Robin Williams hyped as a featured player, although he
only appeared in TWO sketches! A total rip-off! Not only that, but two
of the original sketches were deleted from Version #2 to make room for
the Robin Williams sketches. One of them was the third & final "Lone
Stranger & Pronto" sketch. Version #3: After threats of lawsuits from
Robin Williams (and others, possibly), the movie was again released in
theaters without the Robin Williams sketches, but the two deleted
original sketches were NOT included!! An even BIGGER rip-off!!
The first "Lone Stranger & Pronto" sketch was described by Theo
Robertson in the User Comments, so I don't have to mention that. The
2nd sketch had The Lone Stranger in a saloon telling the bartender
about the rattlesnake bite, how Pronto left him to die, and how he
survived (that can still be seen). Here is the third, "Lost", sketch.
The announcer states that The Lone Stranger has forgiven Pronto and are
back together again. Hiding behind boulders, they are beset by large
tribes of attacking Indians. The Lone Stranger points out the various
tribes (using stock Western footage) charging from all sides. He then
sees smoke signals, and asks Pronto to interpret them. After a few
seconds, Pronto tells The Lone Stranger that the smoke signals say,
"You going to DIE Kimmasabe!!" He then stands up an starts giving
hand-signs to the attacking Indians(the Peace sign, the raised Power
fist) while saying things like, "Don't shoot! Me Soul Brother! Peace,
brother!", etc. FUNNY!! And LOST forever, unless the producers have the
courage to release it on DVD. Just think; They could release it with
ALL the sketches restored, including the lost sketches! Come on,guys!
Other old movies are being revitalized, why not YOUR two masterpieces??
1 out of 1 people found the following review useful:
Wow... they made a movie of this?, 12 May 2008
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Author:
gfulda from West Virginia
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
Spoilers... if such a thing is possible... . . . . . . . As a rabid
Robin Williams fan, I felt it necessary to buy this film as first
on-screen appearance. Wow... I could not imagine a more mind-numbing
movie. Essentially, the movie takes one bad joke after another that
your uncle Artie would tell you after dinner and dramatizes them. Robin
Williams plays a lawyer in a 30 sec skit.
I'm all for bawdy humor, but this humor wasn't pleasantly vulgar, or
ribald... it was just mind-numbing. There are no redeeming qualities to
this film, other than Robin Williams fanatics, like me, who simply have
to own every piece of film.
2 out of 3 people found the following review useful:
Old stale jokes, 18 September 2008
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Author:
movieman_kev from United States
No real plot to this one, just a series of short skits acting out some
VERY old jokes. I chuckled once or twice in the beginning, much to my
chagrin. But even at only 73 minutes this film wears out it's welcome
before too long and becomes stale and tedious (with some nudity
sprinkled in here and there to keep you awake). Still as bad as this
movie is (and that's pretty putrid), it's a comedic gem compared to
pretty much ANYthing by Aaron Seltzer & Jason Friedberg (Date movie,
Epic movie, Meet the Spartans) Also the song is sadly kind of catchy in
a sad way.
Eye Candy: 11 pair of tits, 3 bushes, 3 asses
My Grade: D
Code Red DVD Extras: Original trailer for this film; and trailers for
"Beyond the Door", "Dead Pit", "the Farmer", "obsessed Ones", "Power
Play", "Sole Survivor", & "Wacky Taxi"
3 out of 5 people found the following review useful:
Old Ribald Jokes in the Flesh, 1 May 2007
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Author:
pimp4u from United States
Right up there with Groove Tube and Kentucky Fried Movie, 'Till I Need
Glasses acts out on every old ribald joke you've ever heard. Non-stop
from the beginning to the end, there is never a moment's rest.
This is a sequel to the movie 'If you don't stop it you'll go blind'.
Humorously titled 'Can I do it till I need glasses', the titles form a
joke in themselves. There's not a frame that is not exposed with
comedy.
I saw this when I was a teenager, and later married the girl I saw it
with. I think this movie had a lot to do with that. But I like it
anyway.
Plenty of sexual situations, mostly showing boobies.
This is a classic from the 70's, as the attire will attest. I'm going
to rate it a MUST-SEE for anyone from 14 to 114. Find it on eBay or
wherever and share it with your friends. You'll all truly enjoy it.
Title tells all...., 5 January 2010
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Author:
gridoon2012
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
....as to the level of wit on which this comedy operates. Barely even reaching feature length, "Can I Do It....'Till I Need Glasses" is a collection of (mostly) dirty jokes. Many of them are so short that you can't believe it when you realize that THAT was supposed to be the punchline (example: the Santa Claus gag); others are so long that you can't believe it when you realize that they needed so much time to set up THAT punchline (example: the students' awards gag). And nearly all are directed without any artistry. Don't get me wrong: about 1 every 10 jokes actually manages to be funny (the iron / phone one is probably my favorite). There is also some wonderful full-frontal nudity that proves, yet again, that the female body, especially in its natural form, is the best thing on this planet (there is some comedic male nudity as well). And I agree with others that the intentionally stupid title song is actually pretty damn catchy! But none of those reasons are enough to give this film anything more than * out of 4.
2 out of 4 people found the following review useful:
A joke-filled comedy on the adult world., 10 November 1998
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Author:
Jason C. Atwood from Suffolk, Virginia
Those skit-style comedy movies have been my personal favorites, and this is one of them, combining a variety show such as HEE HAW with MAD Magazine. I could not recognize Robin Williams throughout the entire program, and where did he come from? Well, you will certainly enjoy this one IF you are addicted to X-rated movies. If not, then you're not ready for this. The jokes are pretty outrageous if you can take them seriously. Watch the scene where a pervert rides on a bus and you'll get the idea! My biggest complaint is that it's way too racy and raunchy for my liking, which makes THE GROOVE TUBE (funnier!) and THE SEX O' CLOCK NEWS (not very funny!) mild in comparison. Be cautious when checking this title out!
0 out of 1 people found the following review useful:
Awesome last laugh is worth it, 14 March 2004
Author:
paz9 from Philadelphia, PA
Yeah, the jokes are old and silly, yeah, there's no continuity. But I
remember seeing it in a theater, that last 20 minute skit, the longest
one,
was gut-busting and so hilariously funny that it was worth the wait. I
have
never cried tears of laughter so hard before or since.
Everything else about the movie is dumb. It is hard to imagine how it was
ever financed. I remember the reviews of the time putting it down and
calling it a big dirty joke in the poorest taste. Well, yes, every sketch
is an unoriginal 5th grade toilet joke. Everyone, except the last. That
is
a 6th grade toilet joke. But the joke is acted out and drawn out and
actually something comparable to a vignette from Woody Allen's "Everything
You Always Wanted to Know about Sex", only way funnier, if you can imagine
that.
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