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16 out of 17 people found the following review useful:
Sheriff Rosco as you've NEVER seen him before!, 6 March 1999
Author:
Joe Blevins (joeblev@concentric.net) from Flushing, Michigan, USA
James Best (Rosco From "Dukes of Hazzard") plays an emotionally tortured clergyman who volunteers for a secretive government experiment in this tepid, badly-edited thriller. The other participants in the experiment are: a fat slob, a hillbilly woman, and a wimpy guy played by Gerald McRaney. They seem like normal (if annoying) folks at first, but they all have terrible secrets in their past. The government wants to put these people in something called the "E-Box," which looks like a big cubicle filled with lawn furniture. While inside, their darkest, most embarrassing memories are dredged up for the world to see. Of course, the experiment goes horribly, horribly wrong, and there's a lot of pain, suffering, and death in the last half hour of the movie. The rest is just a rather confusing series of scenes showing big office buildings and people in lab coats. There are about 372 shots of a swimming pool for some reason. If you love establishing shots, THIS IS THE MOVIE FOR YOU. They establish the HELL out of these scenes. The exact point of the experiment remains a mystery to me. Surely, there are cheaper and more efficient ways for the goverment to make people feel bad about themselves. So in summary, "The Brain Machine" -- rent it, won't you?
11 out of 13 people found the following review useful:
Painfully Boring..., 12 September 1999
Author:
WritnGuy from New Jersey
I rented this as part of a weekly movie night with a friend of mine. We got
this, "The Supernaturals," and "Blood Splash," also known as "Nightmare" or
"Nightmare in a Damaged Brain." This was the worst of the
three.
We got this under the name "Mind Warp," and decided to get it only because
it looked like it could be okay. (Well, why else would we rent it?!) The
story is pretty basic. Two doctors stick four people in an underground lab
and start doing mental tests on them with these Star Trek computers. (Spare
the constant "beep-beep...beep-beep" from the TV show.)
Nothing really happens. The film's first twenty minutes is about an escapee
from the lab who has a file showing all that goes on. Apparently, these
tests are pretty much illegal. He eventually gets caught and killed off.
Then the four people (a war veteran, a priest, a girl, and some other guy)
are tested on. It's all really boring until finally they all start going mad
and either killing themselves, or each other, until the abrupt and pretty
unsatisfying ending.
I say...avoid this. Really. It isn't very good at all. I found it in the
horror section, and hopefully if you do, too, you will just pass it by. It
has nothing to offer.
9 out of 10 people found the following review useful:
Just What Was the Point, 4 May 2006
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Author:
Hitchcoc from United States
Someone mentioned editing. This is edited badly and what started out as somewhat intriguing became an incomprehensible mess. For starters, let us know what it is you are trying to do with these experiments. Why are these people the best choices for the type of experimenting they are involved in? And, what exactly are they testing? Apparently there is some grand plan that some agency is going to exploit. The acting is pretty bad. Everyone is emoting. Everyone is keeping secrets. They frequently mention that if it weren't for the money, they'd hang it up. There's a deranged minister who spouts scripture. On and on. But, again, the biggest hang up is the lack of laying out a playing field for the actors. There are some really cheesy elements. Those little rooms and those chaise lounges. The awful wallpaper (was it wallpaper?). It was interesting, but didn't seem to go anywhere.
10 out of 13 people found the following review useful:
Brain Washed, 18 June 2002
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Author:
Charles Tatum from North Dakota
Oh, my gosh...I thought CBS primetime television shows were the
worst things Gerald McRaney appeared in...
Four people are experimented on by a crazed mind control
computer. That's it, don't rent it.
I saw this under one of its many titles- "Grey Matter," and it is
perhaps one of the worst films of recent memory. The other
reviews are right, it is awful. Never have so many establishing
shots appeared onscreen, NEVER. The cast is awful, the direction
is awful, and the script is awful. I cannot stress how awful this is.
Avoid it like you would smallpox.
This is rated (PG) for physical violence, some gun violence, mild
gore, some profanity, and some adult situations
7 out of 10 people found the following review useful:
Rage against the Brain Machine..., 2 June 2006
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Author:
Coventry from the Draconian Swamp of Unholy Souls
Ouch, what a painfully BORING Sci-Fi movie! And that's especially saddening because the opening 15 minutes were so action-packed and full of potential! During the intro, we follow a bunch of nervous security officers and hired hit men as they chase a doctor who escaped from a mysterious laboratory with a briefcase full of top-secret files. As he's about to reveal the supposedly horrible & inhuman events that take place in the lab, he's executed. Figures From then on, the 'action' swifts back and forth between two locations, the aforementioned laboratory and the rural mansion of a corrupt senator (or something), and it quickly becomes clear that the experiments are actually the complete opposite of disturbing. More like dull, pointless and vague. Scientists selected four random persons without living relatives and it's really really really really important that they speak the truth even though a giant machine reads the content of their minds, anyway. They all hide dark secrets from their pasts and people suffer when get revealed; yet I fail to see how these tests could ever result in a humanity-threatening device. Perhaps I missed something, but I doubt it. The interactions between the patients and doctors are even less interesting to follow, as really none of them have personalities. So basically, "The Brain Machine" just handles about a bunch of lame people living in an awfully decorated room. The film also could have been half an hour shorter if it weren't for a THOUSAND stagnant shots of buildings! The relocations from the lab to the villa and vice versa are indicated EVERY SINGLE TIME by a five-second shot of the places. Either the makers really needed the padding or they just assumed that all Sci-Fi viewers are morons unable to notice a change of location by themselves. Staring at a forsaken pool with a mansion in the background for the tenth time in only five minutes becomes quite annoying, I assure you. James Best's performance as the reverend with mental issues is rather decent, but one man definitely can't save this thing from being an absolute waste of time. Avoid!
4 out of 5 people found the following review useful:
"Stay Away From Me, You Scientific B itch!", 30 July 2006
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Author:
reluctantpopstar from North Hollyweird
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
I hereby give this film a 5. It's not as bad as the other commenters
would have you believe, but it's no masterpiece either.
The problem here really is that the filmmakers bit off far more than
they could chew. I believe they had ambitions to make a high class
sci-fi thriller with a bit of social commentary thrown in. Some great
ideas under the surface here. But the people behind this film fell far
short of their ambitions, with occasional awkward dialog, (yes)
somewhat imprecise editing, and acting that's either too hammy or too
underplayed. I am grading on a curve here: this was obviously a low
budget production with great ambitions which did a decent job with
limited resources.
The word "boring" used by other commentors, I feel represents a failed
attempt by the filmmakers to build tension. The film as presented is
confusing, but it is meant to be a somewhat complicated thriller,
deciphered only after a bit of thought and perhaps more than one
viewing.
I'll give you a brief synopsis of the plot as I have come to understand
it. I think I have a handle on it, in spite of its confusing
presentation. At a government research facility, some sinister things
are happening. On the surface, they are performing benign research
experiments. And the scientists that work there are in fact, benign.
But some shadowy figures are trying to hijack these experiments for
their own means, without the scientists or their subjects knowing about
it. These include "The General", possibly a CIA chief or similar, and
his enabler, an unnamed Senator. A furtive guard at the facility
(supported by various stooges) is their point man.
One of the scientists, Dr. Krisner, finds out about this infiltration.
He takes off with documents that will prove the illegal infiltration,
but he is killed in short order.
Therefore, the project is "tainted" and The General and his underlings
cannot use this Doctor's work to test their own device: The Brain
Machine, a mind control device designed to pacify enemy populations,
or, more chillingly, our own citizenry here in the USA.
So, they move on to infiltrate "The E-Box" experiment, headed by Dr.
Roth. Again, they will use this experiment for their own nefarious
purposes without the scientists in charge knowing what is really going
on. In this experiment, supposedly used as a simulation of the effects
of overpopulation, four test subjects (selected by the fact they have
no immediate family and each one has a horrible secret) are placed into
a small room which will get smaller and smaller as the experiment goes
on, and the subjects are grilled about their shameful secrets of their
past, until they breakdown and confess. The importance of telling the
truth, "the real truth" is mentioned over and over.
While this is going on, the sinister forces of The General, are
installing and testing this "Brain Machine" on the subjects, to the
confusion of the scientists and pain of the subjects. I should mention
that this machine seems to work by remote control, so they are never in
contact with the experiment, and are viewing the results by remote
cameras. There's lots of yelling, screaming, fighting and accusations
from the four subjects, and electrocutions. Each one of the subjects is
also a classic stereotype: the questioning clergyman, the intellectual,
the working man, and the blue-collar woman.
Though the IMDb lists a date of 1977, the film bears a copyright date
of 1972. This puts the film clearly in a post-Altamont, pre-Watergate
period of utter cynicism about the intentions of our government.
** SPOILER !! **
This bears itself out in the film's ending: every single one of the
"heroes" are killed, their painful deaths easily swept under the rug by
the unseen puppet masters. The "Brain Machine" is proved to work and is
last seen on a truck headed for Anytown USA...maybe yours! Only during
this short time period in American history (post Easy Rider, also, I
might add) could such a "downer ending" be conceived and accepted. Then
again, maybe today is the perfect time for a remake, with stories of
domestic spying and political retribution in the air. Maybe The Brain
Machine is not some stupid little B-movie, but a prophetic document
with more to tell us about today than we even realize...
5 out of 7 people found the following review useful:
Some of the actors have probably forgotten they were in this movie, 2 January 2003
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Author:
latherzap from USA
I bought this (it was only $3, ok?) under the title "Grey Matter". The
novelty of seeing Sherriff Roscoe in a non-DukesOfHazzard role intrigued
me.
As the other reviewers warned, it's a pretty boring tale of a top secret
government experiment gone awry.
And yes, there are plenty of establishing shots, especially of a house
with a pool in front of it. Some of the characters and interiors are so
nondescript I guess the filmmakers worried we might forget who is who, so
they keep tipping us off by first showing the outside of the buildings.
It's actually kinda funny. After awhile the pool shot feels like a tv
channel's station identification logo, reminding us that we are watching
"Grey Matter".
I also enjoyed two bouts of name-calling. At one point an angry test
subject taunts somebody in charge by calling her a "Scientific b*tch!".
It's just a very inadequate insult. Several scenes later a different
subject lets off steam by muttering about that "scientific b**tard!". It
just sounded very awkward to me.
Someday this movie will disappear forever. Another decade from now it
will likely be impossible to find any copies of it. Almost like it never
happened.
1 out of 1 people found the following review useful:
and now for something at least somewhat different.........an impressionistic review of an impressionistic film, 21 November 2010
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Author:
jonbecker03 from Holyoke, Massachusetts
"The Brain Machine" is one of those action films with relatively little action and lots of "filler" sequences between the action scenes. But that's OK in this case, because what we get is intriguing filler. At times endearing filler....entertaining filler....but above all intriguing filler. This is also one of those films in which you don't really know what's going on a good deal of the time, or even most of the time. And at times you don't even know who some of the characters are supposed to be (antagonists? PROtagonists? NEUTRALS??). But that's OK in this case, since what is on the screen is interesting even when it's incomprehensible. "Brain Machine" keeps your attention and gets you to think. I like the way Joy N. Houk, Jr. mixes "modernistic" and "postmodern" elements. The whole production, from a design point of view, has a "modernistic" orientation (obsessive use of the color blue in the decor, the appearance of abstract expressionist paintings as wall murals, the overall sleek and clean look, etc.). Yet the storytelling style and characterization are decidedly POSTmodern, i.e., ambiguous, amorphous, and ill-defined. "Brain Machine" tells the stories of a group of disturbed individuals living in a disturbed, uncertain universe. The film may be more than thirty years old, yet in some respects it is quite contemporary........
1 out of 1 people found the following review useful:
Ho-Hum, 15 May 2008
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Author:
michaeldouglas1 from United States
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
Let's see, here are the "highlights" of The Brain Machine: 15
establishing shots of a pool and a house; 15 establishing shots of a
nondescript office building; 5 countdowns by a bland technician; 7
close-ups of a menacing guard; and a myriad of technical babble to show
us this is a high-tech experiment.
Various posters have commented on the discrepancy between the copyright
date of 1972 and the release date given on the DVD box of 1977. That's
an easy one to explain. This dog simply sat on the shelf unreleased for
five years, until someone dusted it off, thinking it fit in perfectly
with the post-Watergate mood of distrust in government. After seeing
The Brain Machine now, my only wonder is that it ever got released at
all!
2 out of 3 people found the following review useful:
Some redeeming features, 30 March 2007
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Author:
mikesrecords0 from United States
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
This film is actually better than most commentators have suggested, if
you approach it with the right viewpoint. The climax sequence is
particularly well paced and interesting and, although a bit hard to
follow (the characters themselves seem to share this confusion),
actually has three competing influences effecting the experiment which
involves 4 subjects- first the main actors at the lab are doing some
type of environmental experiment, second the government
interloper/conspirators are attempting to override the experiment with
some mind control experiment of their own. Third, the computer
"controlling" the experiment perhaps sensing this conflict seems to
have ideas of its own and apparently goes haywire with everyone
complaining about computer errors and their failure to achieve their
desired ends. All three are entwined in a rapid fire climax that shows
walls closing in, an attempted escape by the subjects, and a last
minute attempted government cover-up (pre-watergate).
Perhaps the filmmakers were themselves disputing the type of movie plot
they want in an on-the-fly improvisation with one faction wanting a
government intrigue film and the other interested in some film about
environmental ethics, computer malfunctions or whatever. If so, the
film stands as a testament to their conflict and attempt for a
resolution. Whether intended or not, the conflict presented is quite
interesting. Loads of dramatic irony in this one.
All in all, a rather entertaining film. Mainstream movies are generally
too slick and unwilling to experiment to be able to achieve this level
of free wheeling improvisation.
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