The lobsters that Annie and Alvy are 'battling' in the kitchen are dead; thus, Alvy had no need to act like they were running from him, and furthermore, the lobster than Alvy puts into the pot that Annie said had boiling water has no water, as evidence by the sound when Alvy puts the lid on. See more
[addressing the camera
There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly. The... the other important joke, for me, is one that's usually attributed to Groucho Marx; but, I ...
"Seems Like Old Times"
Music by Carmen Lombardo
Lyrics by John Jacob Loeb
Sung by Diane Keaton
(uncredited) accompanied by Artie Butler
(uncredited) See more