The Amazing Spider-Man (TV Series)
Spider-Man (1977)
Michael Pataki: Captain Barbera
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Quotes
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J. Jonah Jameson : Congratulations, Captain. Those men whould have flown away if you hadn't called their bluf.
Captain Barbera : Well, to tell you the truth, eh, I had a little help. That character in the clown suit, eh, he worked out pretty good.
J. Jonah Jameson : That freak! He ought to be locked up. Running around like a one-man army. I don't know where he came from, but I sure hope he goes back there.
Captain Barbera : Maybe you're right. People shouldn't interfere with the law. Let the police do that.
J. Jonah Jameson : Exactly. You men deserve all the credit for this job.
Captain Barbera : Well, if that's the way you're gonna put it in your paper, how can I stop ya?
[they laugh and pat each other on the back]
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Captain Barbera : Where's the money, Monahan? Where's the 5,000 big ones?
Monahan : There must have been somebody else in the car.
Captain Barbera : Wrong, Monahan. Wrong. He was a lone wolf. But a crazy lone wolf. Look at him. Driving right into a brick wall. Can you explain all this to me, please?
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Captain Barbera : Where's the money?
Professor Noah Tyler : [in hospital bed] What money?
Captain Barbera : Who told you to rob that payroll?
Professor Noah Tyler : I don't know.
Captain Barbera : Well, professor, you don't have very many answers.
Professor Noah Tyler : I'm afraid you know more about this than I do.
Captain Barbera : Then we're both in trouble. Who's the big mastermind? Who's the screwball that put this idea in your head?
Professor Noah Tyler : I... I don't know.
Captain Barbera : We're back to square one.
Professor Noah Tyler : I don't even know when it was done.
Captain Barbera : And I was saving the easiest question till last...
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Peter Parker : Do you mean, the person you'd like to question is Spider-Man?
Captain Barbera : I do.
Peter Parker : What do you want to talk to him about?
Captain Barbera : Maybe I wanna ask him where he buys his webs.
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Monahan : Oh, uh, what do you want me to do about this Spider-Man?
Captain Barbera : Oh, I'm getting reinforcements for him. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. If we're lucky, maybe Rumpelstiltskin will lend us a hand. What am I gonna do about Spider-Man? How do I know? I'm a cop, not an exterminator!