Janet and Chrissy get Jack as a roommate for their Santa Monica apartment. Jack can cook (he's studying to be a chef) and, when called to do so, pretends he's gay to legitimize the arrangement. Landlady Roper wishes husband Stanley showed more interest in her. Written by
Ed Stephan <firstname.lastname@example.org>
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During Somers' clash with the producers at the start of the fifth season, the cast had to be given scripts with Chrissy (blue), and without Chrissy (pink) in them. Most of the time, Chrissy's (Somers) lines were given to Mr. Furley (Knotts). See more
And speaking of current events, did you read the *big* news in the paper this morning?
The May Company is having a huge sale on pantyhose.
Excuse me, Chrissy, that's not exactly a current event.
It is so, it's going on right now.
Written by Joe Raposo
and Don Nicholl
Performed by Ray Charles
and Julia Rinker See more