Janet and Chrissy get Jack as a roommate for their Santa Monica apartment. Jack can cook (he's studying to be a chef) and, when called to do so, pretends he's gay to legitimize the arrangement. Landlady Roper wishes husband Stanley showed more interest in her. Written by
Ed Stephan <email@example.com>
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Three different addresses were given for the apartment throughout the seasons (none of them was real). See more
Larry, haven't you ever thought of telling a girl the truth?
Well, I figure, anyone who gets up an hour early to put on eyeliner, fake eyelashes, and plastic nails isn't someone who wants to hear the truth.
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Written by Joe Raposo
and Don Nicholl
Performed by Ray Charles
and Julia Rinker See more