Janet and Chrissy get Jack as a roommate for their Santa Monica apartment. Jack can cook (he's studying to be a chef) and, when called to do so, pretends he's gay to legitimize the arrangement. Landlady Roper wishes husband Stanley showed more interest in her. Written by
Ed Stephan <email@example.com>
Did You Know?
Three different addresses were given for the apartment throughout the seasons (none of them was real). See more
And speaking of current events, did you read the *big* news in the paper this morning?
The May Company is having a huge sale on pantyhose.
Excuse me, Chrissy, that's not exactly a current event.
It is so, it's going on right now.
Written by Joe Raposo
and Don Nicholl
Performed by Ray Charles
and Julia Rinker See more