[
Jon announces his proposal for a trail bike task force]
Officer Jon Baker:
I'd like to nominate my partner, Frank Poncherello.
Officer Francis Llewellyn 'Ponch' Poncherello:
Hey, that's great. 'Cause when we first met, I was on a dirtbike.
Officer Jon Baker:
Uh, no, Ponch. When we first met, you had just fallen off a dirtbike.
[
a hacker has messed up the CHP's payroll]
Sgt. Joseph Getraer:
Now, about the paychecks.
Officer Barry Baricza:
Yeah, I've got a car payment due!
[
the other officers start complaining]
Sgt. Joseph Getraer:
Settle down! Just settle down and we'll try to sort out your paychecks.
Officer Barry Baricza:
Well, how much was YOUR paycheck?
Sgt. Joseph Getraer:
[
nervously] It's... more than I usually get.
[
under his breath]
Sgt. Joseph Getraer:
It's closer to what I deserve.
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