| Dennis Morgan | ... | Tour Guide | |
| Shecky Greene | ... | Tourist | |
| Phil Leeds | ... | Dog Catcher | |
| Cliff Norton | ... | Dog Catcher | |
| Madeline Kahn | ... | Estie Del Ruth | |
| Teri Garr | ... | Fluffy Peters | |
| Romo Vincent | ... | Short Order Cook | |
| Bruce Dern | ... | Grayson Potchuck | |
| Sterling Holloway | ... | Old Man on Bus | |
| William 'Billy' Benedict | ... | Man on Bus (as William Benedict) | |
| Dorothy Gulliver | ... | Old Woman on Bus | |
| William Demarest | ... | Studio Gatekeeper | |
| Art Carney | ... | J.J. Fromberg | |
| Virginia Mayo | ... | Miss Battley | |
| Henny Youngman | ... | Manny Farber | |
| Rory Calhoun | ... | Philip Hart | |
| Billy Barty | ... | Assistant Director | |
| Henry Wilcoxon | ... | Silent Film Director | |
| Ricardo Montalban | ... | Silent Film Star | |
| Jackie Coogan | ... | Stagehand 1 | |
| Aldo Ray | ... | Stubby Stebbins | |
| Ethel Merman | ... | Hedda Parsons | |
| Yvonne De Carlo | ... | Cleaning Woman | |
| Joan Blondell | ... | Landlady | |
| Andy Devine | ... | Priest in Dog Pound | |
| Broderick Crawford | ... | Special Effects Man | |
| Richard Arlen | ... | Silent Film Star 2 | |
| Jack La Rue | ... | Silent Film Villain | |
| Dorothy Lamour | ... | Visiting Film Star | |
| Phil Silvers | ... | Murray Fromberg | |
| Nancy Walker | ... | Mrs. Fromberg | |
| Gloria DeHaven | ... | President's Girl 1 (as Gloria De Haven) | |
| Louis Nye | ... | Radio Interviewer | |
| Johnny Weissmuller | ... | Stagehand 2 | |
| Stepin Fetchit | ... | Dancing Butler | |
| Ken Murray | ... | Souvenir Salesman | |
| Rudy Vallee | ... | Autograph Hound | |
| George Jessel | ... | Awards Announcer | |
| Rhonda Fleming | ... | Rhoda Flaming | |
| Ann Miller | ... | President's Girl 2 | |
| Dean Stockwell | ... | Paul Lavell | |
| Dick Haymes | ... | James Crawford | |
| Tab Hunter | ... | David Hamilton | |
| Robert Alda | ... | Richard Entwhistle | |
| Eli Mintz | ... | Tailor | |
| Ron Leibman | ... | Rudy Montague | |
| Fritz Feld | ... | Rudy's Butler | |
| Edward Ashley | ... | Second Butler | |
| Kres Mersky | ... | Girl in Arab Film | |
| Jane Connell | ... | Waitress | |
| Janet Blair | ... | President's Girl 3 | |
| Dennis Day | ... | Singing Telegraph Man | |
| Mike Mazurki | ... | Studio Guard | |
| The Ritz Brothers | ... | Cleaning Women | |
| Jesse White | ... | Rudy's Agent | |
| Carmel Myers | ... | Woman Journalist | |
| Jack Carter | ... | Male Journalist | |
| Jack Bernardi | ... | Fluffy's Escort | |
| Victor Mature | ... | Nick | |
| Barbara Nichols | ... | Nick's Girl | |
| Army Archerd | ... | Premiere MC | |
| Fernando Lamas | ... | Premiere Male Star | |
| Zsa Zsa Gabor | ... | Premiere Female Star | |
| Cyd Charisse | ... | President's Girl 4 | |
| Huntz Hall | ... | Moving Man | |
| Doodles Weaver | ... | Man in Mexican Film | |
| Pedro Gonzalez Gonzalez | ... | Mexican Projectionist (as Pedro Gonzales-Gonzales) | |
| Edward Le Veque | ... | Prostitute Customer (as Eddie Le Veque) | |
| Edgar Bergen | ... | Professor Quicksand | |
| Ronny Graham | ... | Mark Bennett | |
| Morey Amsterdam | ... | Custard Pie Star | |
| Eddie Foy Jr. | ... | Custard Pie Star | |
| Peter Lawford | ... | Slapstick Star | |
| Patricia Morison | ... | Star at Screening | |
| Guy Madison | ... | Star at Screening | |
| Regis Toomey | ... | Burlesque Stagehand | |
| Alice Faye | ... | Secretary at Gate | |
| Ann Rutherford | ... | Grayson's Studio Secretary | |
| Milton Berle | ... | Blind Man | |
| James Brodhead | ... | Priest (as James E. Brodhead) | |
| John Carradine | ... | Drunk | |
| Keye Luke | ... | Cook in Kitchen | |
| Walter Pidgeon | ... | Grayson's Butler | |
| Augustus von Schumacher | ... | Won Ton Ton | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Gary Bankel | ... | Cop Outside Theater (uncredited) | |
| Toni Basil | ... | Awards Ceremony Guest (uncredited) | |
| Brian Gusse | ... | Cop Outside Theater (uncredited) | |
| Harry Ritz | ... | Cleaning Woman (uncredited) | |
| Jimmy Ritz | ... | Cleaning Woman (uncredited) | |
| Marty Thomas | ... | Troublemaker Outside Theater (uncredited) | |
Directed by | |||
| Michael Winner | |||
Writing credits | ||
| Arnold Schulman | (written by) and | |
| Cy Howard | (written by) | |
Produced by | |||
| David V. Picker | .... | producer | |
| Arnold Schulman | .... | producer | |
| Michael Winner | .... | producer | |
| Tim Zinnemann | .... | associate producer | |
Original Music by | |||
| Neal Hefti | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| Richard H. Kline | (director of photography) | ||
Film Editing by | |||
| Bernard Gribble | |||
Art Direction by | |||
| Ward Preston | |||
Set Decoration by | |||
| Ned Parsons | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Billy Laughridge | .... | hair stylist (as Billie Laughridge) | |
| Phil Rhodes | .... | makeup artist (as Philip Rhodes) | |
| Claude Díaz | .... | hair stylist (uncredited) | |
Production Management | |||
| Tim Zinnemann | .... | unit production manager | |
| Lindsley Parsons Jr. | .... | executive production manager: Paramount (uncredited) | |
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director | |||
| Charles Okun | .... | assistant director | |
| Arne Schmidt | .... | second assistant director | |
| John 'Bud' Cardos | .... | second unit director (uncredited) | |
Art Department | |||
| John Alvin | .... | poster artist | |
| Bruce Wayne Mecchi | .... | set dresser (uncredited) | |
Sound Department | |||
| Robert Post | .... | sound recordist (as Bob Post) | |
| Terry Rawlings | .... | sound editor (as Terence Rawlings) | |
| Hugh Strain | .... | sound re-recording mixer | |
Stunts | |||
| Craig R. Baxley | .... | stunt driver | |
| Janet Brady | .... | stunts | |
| Alan Gibbs | .... | stunt coordinator | |
| James M. Halty | .... | stunt driver | |
| Rick Sawaya | .... | stunts (uncredited) | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| Norman Lang | .... | electrician | |
Transportation Department | |||
| James D. Brubaker | .... | transportation captain (as James Brubaker) | |
Other crew | |||
| Gene Levy | .... | auditor | |
| Laurence Mark | .... | assistant: Mr. Picker | |
| Karl Lewis Miller | .... | dog trainer (as Karl Miller) | |
| Lou Schumacher | .... | dog furnisher | |
| John Smallcombe | .... | assistant: Mr. Winner | |
| Charles A. Tamburro | .... | helicopter pilot (uncredited) | |
Thanks | |||
| Marion Dougherty | .... | special thanks | |
| Elliot Shoenman | .... | special thanks | |
| Full cast and crew | Company credits | External reviews |
| News articles | IMDb Comedy section | IMDb USA section |
I knew if I came here I would see review after review telling me this is funny and a lost gem. It's not funny. It's not a lost gem. It doesn't matter whether you were in high school when you saw it, or whether you were eighty or whether you were six - it is truly one of the unfunniest comedies ever made, perhaps the unfunniest of all time. The dog is great. Madeline Kahn and the large cast of cameos are fun. Bruce Dern - not exactly Mr. Comedy. Michael Winner - the man who made Death Wish - that's who I'd hire to direct a comedy. The script is horrible, Winner is a Loser, and I just marvel at the deluded people who come to post at the IMDb. I know there is no accounting for taste, but when a movie is this bad, this blatantly bad, then one's mind is boggled reading these ridiculous comments. I was around Paramount at the time this film was released - they were really on a roll with terrible comedies - this, The Big Bus, and not only their comedies, but all their films save for one or two. Perhaps that's what happens when an Production Designer is made the head of a studio (Dick Sylbert).
I didn't really think I could find this film worse than when I saw it on its original release, but having just watched the DVD, it is indeed worse. An all-time bomb. The critics and audience of the time were right - the delusional here are completely wrong.