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(1977)

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Dugan Hicks: NOBODY calls Dugan a TURD!

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Bobby: [recalling how a nude take-out waitress with very large buttocks forced herself on him] Yeah, what a piece of ass.

Jack: Yeah? How did she feel?

Bobby: Well, let's just say she was, ah... big. All over.

Jack: Yeah, sure.

Bobby: Really man, I never knew love making could be so, ahem... physical.

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Bobby: There ain't a woman around who don't love the sound of a zipper comin' down...

[he barely finishes the line when the nude take-out waitress throws him on the waterbed and forces herself on him by mounting him with her very large buttocks ]

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Bobby: [after a take-out waitress praises his van] Hey, you wanna go share a joint on the waterbed?

Take-out waitress: Waterbed? Really? I just love waterbeds.

Bobby: It's right there in the back.

Take-out waitress: I really don't have time for a joint. But I got some time for a...

[signaling a humping motion]

Take-out waitress: quickie.

Bobby: Ah... yeah... sure.

[the take-out waitress steps out from behind the counter, making Bobby gasp upon noticing her very large buttocks on her otherwise thin body]

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Dugan Hicks: Well, what are you, chickening out, or we gotta match?

Bobby: Yeah, I gotta match... your face and my ass.

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