| Constance Money | ... | Dolores 'Misty' Beethoven | |
| Jamie Gillis | ... | Dr. Seymour Love | |
| Jacqueline Beudant | ... | Geraldine Rich | |
| Terri Hall | ... | Tanya | |
| Ras Kean | ... | Lawrence Lehman (as Ras King) | |
| Gloria Leonard | ... | Barbara | |
| Calvin Culver | ... | Impotent Art Dealer (as Casey Donovan) | |
| Mary Stuart | ... | Flight Attendant with Cigar | |
| Jenny Baxter | ... | Flight Attendant (as Janet Baldwin) | |
| Cynthia Gardner | |||
| Helene Simone | |||
| Marlene Willoughby | ... | Final Maid (as Marlene Parker) | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Peter Andrews | ... | Servant with Slicked Hair (uncredited) | |
| Terry Austin | ... | Brothel Patron (uncredited) | |
| Nancy Dare | ... | Blonde Maid (uncredited) | |
| Michael Gaunt | ... | Geraldine's Male Prostitute (uncredited) | |
| Grover Griffith | ... | Speculating Guy (uncredited) | |
| Mark Margolis | ... | Unhappy Guy on Plane (uncredited) | |
| Ian Morley | ... | First Guy in Limousine (uncredited) | |
| Bill Smith | ... | Servant with Geraldine (uncredited) | |
| Crystal Sync | ... | Maid with Geraldine (uncredited) | |
| Tia von Davis | ... | Pilot's Wife (uncredited) | |
| David Williams | ... | Guy Serviced on Plane (uncredited) | |
Directed by | |||
| Radley Metzger | (as Henry Paris) | ||
Writing credits(in alphabetical order) | ||
| Jake Barnes | screenplay | |
Produced by | |||
| L. Sultana | .... | producer | |
Original Music by | |||
| Elephant's Memory | (uncredited) | ||
Cinematography by | |||
| Robert Rochester | (photography) | ||
Film Editing by | |||
| Bonnie Karrin | |||
Art Direction by | |||
| Anton Stone | |||
Art Department | |||
| Isabelle Stone | .... | assistant art director | |
Sound Department | |||
| Harold Keller | .... | sound mixer | |
| Joe Masefield | .... | sound effects | |
Music Department | |||
| George Craig | .... | music supervisor | |
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Try crossing My Fair Lady with Deep Throat and you'll end up with "The Opening of Misty Beethoven", a porn film with good production values, surprisingly decent acting, and a young, knockout female lead actress.
This film could never have been made today where all you see are numerous gynecological closeups with copious amounts of spewing bodily fluids. Instead you are treated to an imaginative film with a lot of laughs wrapped around enough sex to earn it's XXX rating.
Constance Money, worth seeing in this film by herself, plays the Eliza Doolittle role as the classless gum popping French street hooker (Misty Beethoven) who gives hand jobs in a dingy Paris movie theater. Jamie Gillis plays the Henry Higgins part as Dr Seymour Love, willing to take on Misty and turn her from this cheap trollop into a high class "Goldenrod Girl" with the help of Jacqueline Beaudant (a female Colonel Pickering?).
There are some very funny sequences on the adult airlines and in the training sequences which brought to mind the "Rocky" films. The sex is not of the grind house variety that you find in most XXX films but it is highly erotic, entertaining and with Ms. Money, surprisingly romantic. This is a jewel of an erotic film.