Despite not knowing him, the world's most famous detectives can't pass up the offer of a "dinner and murder" invitation from wealthy Lionel Twain. Each has no idea until their arrival at Two Two Twain who else will be in attendance. Those detectives are: amateur sleuths and New York socialites Dick and Dora Charleston, accompanied by their pet terrier, Myron; Belgian detective Monsieur Milo Perrier, accompanied by his chauffeur, Marcel; Shanghainese Inspector Sidney Wang, accompanied by his Japanese adopted son, Willie Wang; frumpish Brit Miss Jessica Marbles, accompanied by her invalid nurse, Miss Withers; and San Francisco gumshoe Sam Diamond, accompanied by his femme fatale sidekick, Tess Skeffington. The dinner part of the invitation runs into problems due to the non-communication between Twain's blind butler, Jamesir Bensonmum, and Twain's new deaf-mute and non-Anglophone cook, Yetta. On the murder side, the guests initially believe Twain will try to kill each of them. However, ... Written by
By the time the world's greatest detectives figure out whodunnit... you could die laughing!
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Did You Know?
All of the detectives in the film are parodies of the work of three authors: Dashiell Hammett
, whose Nick Charles and Sam Spade were the basis for Dick Charleston and Sam Diamond, respectively; Agatha Christie
, whose Hercule Poirot and Miss Marple inspired Milo Perrier and Miss Marbles; Earl Derr Biggers
Charlie Chan was the basis for Inspector Sidney Wang and his son. See more
When Perrier sees his driver in the bed, he tells him to go and sleep in the car, seemingly forgetting that the house is locked down and no one can get out until morning. See more
[as they are about to leave Twain Manor
... I don't get something, Pop: WAS there a murder, or WASN'T there?
Yes: Killed good weekend. Drive, please.
"starring (in diabolical order)" See more
References House on Haunted Hill