Terry is divorced from his German wife and has a Finnish girlfriend Christina. At Thelma's suggestion they join her and Bob on a caravan holiday but due to a mishap the men get separated from the women. Thelma mistakenly accuses Bob of infidelity and their row is heard publicly as they are in a van with the P.A. still switched on. Bob and Terry then holiday without the girls and,in a hotel at Whitley Bay,score with both the landlady and her daughter but have to make a hurried,trouserless,exit. Terry decides to emigrate and Bob joins him for a farewell drink on board his ship. However Terry changes his mind at the last minute and disembarks, realising too late that Bob is still on board and heading for Bahrain. Written by
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Emotion blazes across the big screen as Bob and Terry knock down the frontiers of human knowledge and Newcastle ale.
Did You Know?
The time between Bob being knocked over in the library and him dropping the brick on Thelma's foot was not long enough for him to get back up. See more
We've got better things to do with taxpayers money.
I'm sorry, when I get to the top I just lost me nerve.
Keeps your hand in doesn't it, better than polishing your bell up all afternoon.
Lyrics by Ian La Frenais
Music by Mike Hugg See more