With everyone - masters, mistresses, servants - endlessly bedding everyone else it is no wonder Cockshute Castle is bankrupt. A marriage of convenience for the son or daughter of the house with someone wealthy is called for, unless the son's newly invented thin india rubber membrane has some use. Written by
Jeremy Perkins <email@example.com>
What the butler did...and did...and did!
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The name of the gamekeeper, Mellons, is an obvious nod to Mellors in "Lady Chatterley's Lover". See more
Spoofs Upstairs, Downstairs
Music by Felix Burns
Arranged by Michael Nyman See more