The First Nudie Musical (1976)
Alexandra Morgan: Miss Mary La Rue
Quotes
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Miss Mary La Rue : Cut! Cut! Stop the music! I will not do this scene until those damn dildos know their steps! I am an actress!
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Miss Mary La Rue : I don't like any of the other people on this picture.
Harry Schechter : That's okay. They don't like you either.
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Asst Director : Music, Dick. And action, Mary!
Miss Mary La Rue : Oh, Belles.
Dancer , Dancer , Dancer , Dancer : [singing] We're just dancing dildos are we, Dancing you see just for you, We're just dildos out on a spree, Happy to be here with you, Dancing dildos we meet the test, We'll stand up tall and then you do the rest...
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Miss Mary La Rue : Not his type of woman, huh? Tough titty, isn't it.
Rosie : That's what I heard.
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Miss Mary La Rue : Will you get that thing up already? Come on, boy. Come on! Up! Up, up! Come on. Come on! Come on!
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Miss Mary La Rue : Oh, but, Harry, honey...
Harry Schechter : Don't give me any of that "Harry, honey" bull shit!
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John Smithee : Shall we get a rehearsal?
Miss Mary La Rue : Rehearsal? Just roll the goddamn camera.
John Smithee : Fine. Lights, Cameras...
Miss Mary La Rue : Knock it off!
[grabs Schlong, throws him on the bed]
Miss Mary La Rue : Action! Oh-oh...
Slate : Cock Inserts. Take 1.
Miss Mary La Rue : Oh-oh-oh!
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Miss Mary La Rue : Belles, push your buttons!
[Dancing Dildos vibrate]
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Miss Mary La Rue : Fag!
