Drive In Massacre (1977)
Detective Mike: We have a witness, who saw you crawl out of your car and over to the victim's car, what were you doing? Pissing on the hubcaps?
Orville: I just wanted to beat my meat!
Detective Larry: You're gonna run your business from the slammer before long, if you don't shut up!
Austin Johnson: Yeah? Well you either charge me, lock me up and get off of my back- or let me go, because I don't care if half the goddamn valley gets chopped up! Now what are you gonna do?
Detective Larry: [pause] Get... outta... here!
Austin Johnson: [watching a cop at the police station eating a ham sandwich] You better watch it, you might be eating your father.
Austin Johnson: [mumbling to himself] Goddamn... what a bunch of crap... a bunch of degenerates.
Detective Larry: I talked to the manager of the drive in, his name is Austin Johnson, and you're really gonna like him. He's what you'd call your perfect asshole.
Germy: My name is Garmey, but my friends call me Germy.
Detective Larry: Do you have many friends Germy?
Germy: Leedo and Hobo. They were the elephants at the carnival...
Germy: but they're all gone now.
Austin Johnson: [refering to the owner of the drive-in theater] Van Hewson thinks I married this "toilet"!
Police Det. Mike Leary: They may have closed the carnival, but the freaks are still hanging around and we just talked to two of the choicest ones.
Detective Larry: [Dressed in womens' clothing] Kiss me you fool.
Police Det. Mike Leary: Get away from me, you idiot.
[Muffled dialogue and incidental chatter]
Detective Larry: [groans] Anything for my pension and welfare.
Police Det. Mike Leary: You stay in your side of the car.
Detective Larry: I got married for only two hours and you do not want anything to do with me!
Police Det. Mike Leary: Well, it could be your bad breath!
Voice-over: [voice] Ladies and gentlemen, this is the manager. Do not panic. There is a murderer loose in the theater. I repeat, do not panic. The police are on the way.