Don's Party (1976)
Cooley: Hello, gorgeous! Care for a screw?
Don Henderson: He used to say "fuck."
Kerry: Any particular reason for the change?
Cooley: Yeah, I get more fucks when I say "screw."
Cooley: [to Mack] Your wife, mate... your wife is one of the great bourgeois monsters of our time!
Kath Henderson: [to Don] You're the one who throws these bloody parties.
Cooley: No, no, actually, actually to be more accurate it was more of a dribble, because I'd been tasting wine and eating cheese for days, the old thing didn't have anything solid to come to grips with.
Jenny: [to Don] Let's face it, if you had to choose between me and that flat stomach million breasted tart out there. Who would it be?
Cooley: I wouldn't like to be in your shoes if you hit me. I'll sue you for assault. I'm a lawyer.
Evan: I'm gonna smash your bloody teeth in.
Don Henderson: Everybody, this is Evan and Kerry, that's Mack, Mal, Jody, Simon and Cooley.
Kath Henderson: What is Cooley like in bed?
Susan: Well he's not all that big, but he's energetic for his age. And inventive.
Mal: Don't take this as an insult fella. But you are a weak terd.
Kath Henderson: It's just an excuse for a booze up.
Don Henderson: You might not be, but most of the people coming tonight will be very concerned about what's on that. Very concerned indeed.
Mal: Alright everyone, out of the kitchen, I'm about to unwrap my pornographic object. Ta-da!
Jenny: You better all laugh, he spent all afternoon on it.
Susan: Do you believe in honesty?
Kath Henderson: Yes.
Susan: Do you mind if I'm honest?
Kath Henderson: No.
Susan: I want to screw Don.
Mal: [to Simon] Now shut up, I'm having an argument with your wife. Alright!