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Don's Party (1976) Poster

(1976)

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Cooley: Hello, gorgeous! Care for a screw?

Don Henderson: He used to say "fuck."

Kerry: Any particular reason for the change?

Cooley: Yeah, I get more fucks when I say "screw."

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Cooley: [to Mack] Your wife, mate... your wife is one of the great bourgeois monsters of our time!

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Kath Henderson: [to Don] You're the one who throws these bloody parties.

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Cooley: No, no, actually, actually to be more accurate it was more of a dribble, because I'd been tasting wine and eating cheese for days, the old thing didn't have anything solid to come to grips with.

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Jenny: [to Don] Let's face it, if you had to choose between me and that flat stomach million breasted tart out there. Who would it be?

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Cooley: I wouldn't like to be in your shoes if you hit me. I'll sue you for assault. I'm a lawyer.

Evan: I'm gonna smash your bloody teeth in.

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Don Henderson: He's a dentist.

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Don Henderson: Everybody, this is Evan and Kerry, that's Mack, Mal, Jody, Simon and Cooley.

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Simon: Why don't you go live in Russia.

Mal: You don't know what you're fucking talking about!

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Kath Henderson: What is Cooley like in bed?

Susan: Well he's not all that big, but he's energetic for his age. And inventive.

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Mal: Don't take this as an insult fella. But you are a weak terd.

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[first lines]

Kath Henderson: Could you put Richard in the car?

Don Henderson: Right.

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Kath Henderson: It's just an excuse for a booze up.

Don Henderson: You might not be, but most of the people coming tonight will be very concerned about what's on that. Very concerned indeed.

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Mal: Alright everyone, out of the kitchen, I'm about to unwrap my pornographic object. Ta-da!

Jenny: You better all laugh, he spent all afternoon on it.

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Mal: You have what's called a sought-after quality.

Kerry: So?

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Jody: It was your fault?

Mack: Yes, I'm a bit off.

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Mal: I want a bit of sausage. What's he got that I haven't got?

Susan: Sex appeal.

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Susan: Do you believe in honesty?

Kath Henderson: Yes.

Susan: Do you mind if I'm honest?

Kath Henderson: No.

Susan: I want to screw Don.

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Mal: [to Simon] Now shut up, I'm having an argument with your wife. Alright!

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Evan: This party shits me.

Kerry: You want to go home?

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Cooley: Woo hoo. Talk about coitus interruptus.

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Jenny: You know what's wrong with our marriage.

Mal: What?

Jenny: The size of your thing.

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[last lines]

Kath Henderson: [to Don] Go to bed,

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[repeated line]

Cooley: Shit!

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