Leon Carter, All-Star: [after Esquire Joe bowls him over with a slide at the plate] Say, boy - does you do this constantly?
Esquire Joe Callaway, All-Star: No, suh. I does it all the time.
Bingo Long (P): Come on, Murch, let's hit one!
Walter Murchman, All-Star (LF): Don't worry, it's going all the way to baseball heaven.
Bingo Long (P): It so fast it burn the atoms off the leather and attain the speed of light! It tend to disappear when approaching the plate!
Leon Carter, All-Star: You put it in the plate, I put it on the fence.
Charlie Snow, All-Star (RF): We'll start with something easy, like batting averages. See, you take the number of times a man been at bat, and you divide that by the number of times a man got a hit. Like me, I been at bat a hundred times, I got twenty-five hits. That's simple, right? Twenty-five go into a hundred four times. Gives me a batting average of four!
Charlie Snow, All-Star (RF): That's wrong. That ain't no way to do that. What you gotta do is the number of times a man's been at bat and got a hit. Divide that by the number of times he swung. See I been at bat a lot, and I swung a lot! Let me see, seventy-five into a hundred... no. That would give me a batting average of two! Couldn't have a batting average of two! Nobody could have a batting average that bad. Could they?
Leon Carter, All-Star: I'm gonna wipe that ball so far they gotta hop on a train to catch it!
Bingo Long (P): I warn you Leon, this one gonna be a smoker!
Leon Carter, All-Star: Maybe you slowin' down.
Bingo Long (P): It ain't nice to be throwin' hard to old men.
Leon Carter, All-Star: Don't be makin' any excuses for your arthritis, now!
Sallison 'Sallie' Potter, Owner of Ebony Aces: Have we got a game?
Bingo Long (P): Yeah, we got a game. And we gonna win, too. Easy.
Sallison 'Sallie' Potter, Owner of Ebony Aces: We got a game!
Bingo Long (P): You tryin' to get my dander up, but I is unwrath-able!