Sex with a Smile (1976)
Salvatore: One million in each envelope. Twenty envelopes, that's twenty million! Uh, Italian lire, but that's better than nothing...
Ignazio: Marvelous guy. There's no one better than Salvatore at bringing home the salami.
Alex the "Bodyguard": [having just frisked a woman who turned out to be a man] It's funny, you don't look Jewish.
Cavaliere Marelli: [having tied his dream woman to a bed] You fell into my diabolical trap, you gorgeous dummy. And now I'm going to investigate yours.
Dracula: We'll plunge together into a crimson lake!
Emilia Chiapponi: First you gotta plunge into something else.