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Laverne & Shirley (TV Series 1976–1983) Poster

(1976–1983)

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Shirley Feeney: Laverne, I'm telling you, flying is safer than driving! Nobody has ever crashed into a cloud!

Laverne De Fazio: Yeah well nobody ever fell 40,000 feet from a DeSoto either.

Shirley Feeney: Laverne! The only kinda parties we've ever been to are bring your own!

Laverne De Fazio: I like bringin' my own... then I know what I'm gettin'.

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Shirley Feeney: Laverne...

Laverne De Fazio: Hmm?

Shirley Feeney: I just thought of something awful.

Laverne De Fazio: What?

Shirley Feeney: Some day, God willing, I'm gonna be a mother. And if my daughter comes to me and says, Mama, I want to go to this bachelor party and come outta this cake... what can I tell her?

Laverne De Fazio: A lot more than most mothers!

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Squiggy: I woulda worn my tuxedo but my polo pony ate it!

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Laverne De Fazio: Ahhhh! I just said bet your buns to a nun!

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Carmine Ragusa: I once met Eddie Fisher!

Shirley Feeney: Oh really? And just what was his excuse for breaking poor Debbie's heart?

Carmine Ragusa: I don't really know. I gave him the towel, he gave me the quarter and that was it!

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Rosie Greenbaum: Shirley, is that the sexiest thing you have to wear?

Shirley Feeney: Is there something wrong with this?

Rosie Greenbaum: Shirley, Shirley, ya gotta advertise a little! Put the goods in the window! That's what Big Rosie does.

Laverne De Fazio: Oh yeah? I always thought ya put 'em right out on the street.

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Shirley Feeney: What did you call that woman again?

Laverne De Fazio: Banana-face.

Shirley Feeney: People do not like to be called fruit!

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Squiggy: Hey, what's with all the tropical flora?

Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski: Didn't you used to date her?

Squiggy: Nah, that was Teresa DeFluca.

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Shirley Feeney: I do NOT vo-dee-oh-doh-doh!

Laverne De Fazio: You vo-dee-OH...

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Rosie Greenbaum: Usually, Mr. Gunther, it's the bimbo with the bucks!

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Squiggy: Wanda Titlebaum...

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