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Shirley Feeney:
Laverne! The only kinda parties we've ever been to are bring your own!
Laverne De Fazio: I like bringin' my own... then I know what I'm gettin'.
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Laverne De Fazio: I like bringin' my own... then I know what I'm gettin'.
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Shirley Feeney:
Laverne...
Laverne De Fazio: Hmm?
Shirley Feeney: I just thought of something awful.
Laverne De Fazio: What?
Shirley Feeney: Some day, God willing, I'm gonna be a mother. And if my daughter comes to me and says, Mama, I want to go to this bachelor party and come outta this cake... what can I tell her?
Laverne De Fazio: A lot more than most mothers!
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Laverne De Fazio: Hmm?
Shirley Feeney: I just thought of something awful.
Laverne De Fazio: What?
Shirley Feeney: Some day, God willing, I'm gonna be a mother. And if my daughter comes to me and says, Mama, I want to go to this bachelor party and come outta this cake... what can I tell her?
Laverne De Fazio: A lot more than most mothers!
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Carmine Ragusa:
I once met Eddie Fisher!
Shirley Feeney: Oh really? And just what was his excuse for breaking poor Debbie's heart?
Carmine Ragusa: I don't really know. I gave him the towel, he gave me the quarter and that was it!
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Shirley Feeney: Oh really? And just what was his excuse for breaking poor Debbie's heart?
Carmine Ragusa: I don't really know. I gave him the towel, he gave me the quarter and that was it!
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Rosie Greenbaum:
Shirley, is that the sexiest thing you have to wear?
Shirley Feeney: Is there something wrong with this?
Rosie Greenbaum: Shirley, Shirley, ya gotta advertise a little! Put the goods in the window! That's what Big Rosie does.
Laverne De Fazio: Oh yeah? I always thought ya put 'em right out on the street.
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Shirley Feeney: Is there something wrong with this?
Rosie Greenbaum: Shirley, Shirley, ya gotta advertise a little! Put the goods in the window! That's what Big Rosie does.
Laverne De Fazio: Oh yeah? I always thought ya put 'em right out on the street.
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Shirley Feeney:
Laverne, I'm telling you, flying is safer than driving! Nobody has ever crashed into a cloud!
Laverne De Fazio: Yeah well nobody ever fell 40,000 feet from a DeSoto either.
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Laverne De Fazio: Yeah well nobody ever fell 40,000 feet from a DeSoto either.
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Shirley Feeney:
What did you call that woman again?
Laverne De Fazio: Banana-face.
Shirley Feeney: People do not like to be called fruit!
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Laverne De Fazio: Banana-face.
Shirley Feeney: People do not like to be called fruit!
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Squiggy:
Hey, what's with all the tropical flora?
Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski: Didn't you used to date her?
Squiggy: Nah, that was Teresa DeFluca.
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Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski: Didn't you used to date her?
Squiggy: Nah, that was Teresa DeFluca.
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