Episode List
1982
Jan. 3, 1982
Alice Calls the Shots
Alice wants Tommy to cut out the basketball when his grades suffer.
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Jan. 17, 1982
Not with My Niece, You Don't
Mel gives Tommy romantic advice and then he uses it on his niece.
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Jan. 31, 1982
Vera, Queen of the Soaps
Vera gets an addiction to soap operas and her work suffers.
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Feb. 7, 1982
Sharples vs. Sharples
Mel's mother plans to publish his secret chili recipe in her cookbook.
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Feb. 14, 1982
The Valentine's Day Massacre
The girls are all quarreling with their Valentine's Day dates.
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Feb. 21, 1982
The Best Little Waitress in the World
Vera decides to become the world's best waitress and then Mel leaves her in charge of the diner.
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Mar. 7, 1982
Alice and the Acorns
An old friend of Alice's visits who has an inferiority complex.
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Mar. 14, 1982
Jolene Hunnicutt, Dynamite Trucker
The girls help Jolene's buddy drive his rig unaware that it contains dynamite.
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Apr. 4, 1982
Give My Regrets to Broadway
An actress friend from New York wants Tommy to head to Broadway with her.
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Apr. 11, 1982
Vera's Reunion Romance
After a high school reunion, Vera returns with an engagement ring on her finger.
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Apr. 18, 1982
Monty Falls for Alice
After Alice spurns a suitor, he threatens to jump from the Mel's Diner sign.
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May 2, 1982
Spell Mel's
In response to a competitor, Mel runs a contest with a $3000 prize.
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May 16, 1982
My Mother the Landlord
Mel's mother buys his apartment building. Mel thinks he'll get his rent free and he ends up with an increase.
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Oct. 6, 1982
Sorry, Wrong Lips!
Mel thinks he is responsible for the best kiss a famous actress ever had as described in her memoirs.
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Oct. 13, 1982
Do You Take This Waitress?
Competition abounds when an old buddy of Mel's shows up.
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Oct. 20, 1982
The Secret of Mel's Diner
Mel thinks there's money stashed in his diner by the builder of his building.
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Oct. 27, 1982
Alice at the Palace
Joel Grey offers to be in a local musical, but Mel casts his bookie.
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Nov. 3, 1982
Joel Grey Saves the Day
Joel Grey walks out when the theme of the musical changes from New York to Arizona with songs to match.
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Nov. 10, 1982
Alice's Turkey of a Thanksgiving
Alice's Thanksgiving dinner is ruined by her mother.
