Ivan Bekey: Say lady, how would you like to spend a second honeymoon? Right here. There's nobody around for forty miles.
Marlene Bekey: Discipline, Dr. Bekey. You're here as a geologist, not a husband.
Ivan Bekey: And you, Dr. Bekey, are a slavedriver.
Oscar Goldman: [looking at a giant footprint] What is it, a mountain lion?
Col. Steve Austin: No, it's too big. What do you think, a huge grizzly, Tom?
Tom Raintree: No. No, not a cat. Not a grizzly.
Oscar Goldman: Well, what is it?
Tom Raintree: There's only one thing in the mountains that leaves a track like this. The creature of legend that roams the Timberline. My people named him Sasquatch. You call him... Bigfoot.
Apploy: [looking down at Steve Austin] He's by far the most interesting man we've seen.
Jaime Sommers: [on phone in classroom] You're office told me that you and Steve were in the California Mountains. I, eh, what are you doing, fishing?
Oscar Goldman: [on other line, on location] I wish we were fishing.