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The Naked Civil Servant (TV Movie 1975) Poster

(1975 TV Movie)

Quotes

Young Queer-baiter: See that copper over there? If you don't give us a quid each, right? I'm gonna tell him you been fiddling with these two.

Quentin Crisp: I defy you to do your worst. It can hardly be my worst. Mine has already and often happened to me. You cannot touch me now. I am one of the "stately homos of England".

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[first lines]

Mr. Crisp: Do you intend to spend your entire life admiring yourself?

Quentin Crisp: If I possibly can.

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[last lines]

Quentin Crisp: Never looking at anyone unless they demand I look. Never speaking to anyone unless spoken to.

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Quentin Crisp: [His friend has become a nun] How is it there?

Art Student: Every moment has been agony, but I couldn't have done otherwise.

Quentin Crisp: Story of our lives.

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Quentin Crisp: Any film, even the worst, is better than real life.

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Quentin Crisp: Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.

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Mr. Pole: You mustn't embrace her, she is my ex-wife, not yours!

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1st Policeman: Are you pansy?

Quentin Crisp: I don't know any other meaning of this word apart from being a flower!

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Quentin Crisp: When the war was declared, I bought two pounds of henna.

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Quentin Crisp: Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

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Quentin Crisp: Women speak a language which I don't understand.

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Quentin Crisp: Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It's cheaper.

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See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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