Joe Don Baker is Mitchell- a hard-nosed, soft-bellied cop with an affinity for porn and Schlitz. His latest assignment has him engaging in no-speed car chases, yelling at children, shooting innocents and sloppily carousing Linda Evans. Written by
A cop with a gun, a drink, and no friends.
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Did You Know?
The Cadillac that Mitchell picks up the old lady in is a 1975 model. When he later blows the car up, it turns into a 1967 model. See more
Hey, did you ever do any of that, you know, obscene photographs and all that?
Mmm hmm. When I needed the bread.
Where can I buy some?
Written by Larry Brown
, Jerry Styner
& Steve Hoffman
Performed by Hoyt Axton See more