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He's the King of Kung Fu (repeat refrain), 5 December 2005
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Author:
Shawn McKenna (srmckenna@hotmail.com) from Modesto, California
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
Atlas International's (a German production company) Goodbye, Bruce Lee
His Last Game of Death would neither be the last Brucexplotation on
Bruce Lee's unfinished movie (Game of Death, Tower of Death) and
neither his worst (the horrible dross that is known as Game of Death.)
Not that it means that this is a good film it is not. It just shows
how much Hong Kong filmmakers wanted to reproduce the inimitable magic
of Bruce Lee. The most famous of the Lee imitators was Bruce Li (James
Ho Chung Tao who earlier starred in the awful Bruce Lee: A Dragon's
Story and later starred in many more Lee wannabe films) a part-time
movie actor and Taiwanese high-school physical education teacher, who
does not like to be called Bruce Li -- a name given to him by Jimmy
Shaw.
The film starts with Bruce Li and his stunt double performing
gymnastics quite atrociously. Later, after he films a fight scene he is
asked by producers Mr. Lin and Mr. Cho if he would consider completing
an unfinished work by Bruce Lee. They then show him the film. It is
funny that the film within a film appears to be complete as well as
stars the same actor who is asked to portray Bruce Lee in the film
(sounds like something Luis Bunuel would do.) They probably added the
superfluous scenes to give the film extra time so it would not be 83
minutes instead of about 70.
The film within a film starts with Mr. Lee, as he is walking home,
coming upon a gruesome fight of a Gweilo stabbing a man. Lee beats him
easily (at least he beats them up in this film instead of getting beat
up constantly ala Game of Death) and the supposedly dying man gives him
a purse to give to his wife and get a package to give to his son. He
gives the purse to the grieving supposed widow who gives him a package
to give to his son. As he is going to deliver the package he is
accosted by a Kareem Abdul-Jabbar imitation that is easily disposed by
the fighting skills of Mr. Lee. Even when Lee clearly misses his
opponents they react to the powerful wind of his fists of fury. After
this fight he suspects that something is up so he heads home. He gives
the package, which is full of money, to his brother to give to the
police a big mistake.
This package is the target of two separate triads, the Far East Export
Company led by Fei Lung (don't call me Betty, who looks groovy in his
red turtleneck) and the boss of his fiancé Lu Ping. For some unknown
reason they get together, kidnap Lu Ping and take her to the top of the
Tower of Death. This is actually the Chung Hsing Tower in exterior
scenes and one horribly decorated room that a high school production of
Hamlet could put to shame was used for each of the 7 towers.
Now the fighting in this film is a bit flaccid with the exception of
one fight scene. It takes place in a concrete playground and must have
been directed by a separate person it is actually good. The rest of the
fight scenes, not counting the seven towers scenes, are rather nasty to
look at. The seven tower martial art fights differ in quality. Lee puts
on the famous yellow and black striped jump suit before he attacks the
tower, but it seems to have been made for someone larger. The first
level is two kung fu artists who are easily beat by Lee. The second
level scenes are weird. He fights a samurai (Lee Keung who has played a
Japanese before but does not even look close to being Japanese) and
wins by transporting his body behind him over and over again while the
samurai goes crazy swinging his sword and you can still hear him as he
enters the third level. This is supposed to be a Korean fighter named
Mr. Kim but the style of fighting is Karate with a linear attack. The
fourth level he fights a wrestler with no muscle content whatsoever.
The fifth level is semi-interesting with an Indian fighter (I think)
who bounces around in a cross-legged position until he uses nun-chucks
(he is horrible with them) and, of course, Lee gets a hold of them (he
is slightly better with them) and wins that fight. The sixth level he
fights a boxer in the Muhammad Ali mode, though with semi-flabby
physique (this was included because of the rumor that Ali was going to
be in Game of Death) who is no match for the speed that is Lee (slower
than Bruce Lee, faster than Bruce Willis). The seventh level is a
let-down fight with Lung Fei (equipped with whip and tacky 70's
clothing) who phoned in his performance for this film.
Now is there any reason to watch this film? If you are interested in
every bad Brucexplotation film then yeah you could enjoy this. It is
definitely better than Bruce Lee: A Dragon's Story and Bruce Li has a
better presence than Bruce Le. Li is actually a decent actor with
decent martial art skills. It was unfortunate that he kept getting put
into these roles where he was not comfortable being in (nor should
anyone since Bruce Lee was an iconoclast that was irreplaceable.)
Unfortunately the second biggest problem with this film is that it is
slow, pedantic and uninteresting. The worst part of the film is the
song "King of Kung Fu" by Candy which is played ad nauseum with
repeated refrain "He's the King of Kung Fu." It makes me ill thinking
about the late nights that song has insinuated itself into my
conscious.
4 out of 7 people found the following review useful:
Bad exploitation, not the worst, 17 December 2006
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Author:
erik_ud from Belgium
Making a quick buck on the death of the great Bruce Lee? This is it. I've seen Bruce-exploitation movies that were worse. At least this one has some kind of a story. The movie starts about a guy who is asked to finish a Bruce Lee movie. They show him the movie. But this movie is a complete movie and after that movie-within-the-movie the whole movie is done. It's disturbing. The most boring part of the film is when the main character has to climb a tower and fight some martial arts experts on every floor. Really, really boring. The scriptwriters didn't do a lot of effort here. A lot of story lines are being started up, just to be forgotten about afterward. What happens to the money? What happens to the brother and his girlfriend? Who called the police? Who's that other bad guy (the one from Korea) and what becomes of him? I would have been a lot better if they'd make a kung fu movie without trying to jump on the Bruce Lee wagon and get the screenplay right.
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