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The Giant Spider Invasion (1975) Poster

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Ev Kester: Sometimes the only way I know you're alive is when I hear you flush the toilet!

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Dr. J.R. Vance: Hi!

Dr. Jenny Langer: Hello.

Dr. J.R. Vance: Hi, I'm Dr. J.R. Vance from N.A.S.A.

Dr. Jenny Langer: Oh, I'm so glad you're here, Doctor. I'm Jenny Langer.

Dr. J.R. Vance: Nice to meet you. I have an appointment with your father.

Dr. Jenny Langer: Oh, no no. He passed away in 1962

Dr. J.R. Vance: Oh, I'm so sorry, then the appointment must be with your husband.

Dr. Jenny Langer: I'm not married.

Dr. J.R. Vance: I'm NOT sorry. Then it's probably with your brother.

Dr. Jenny Langer: No, my brother's an interior decorator in Oshkosh. You see, Doctor... Vance. I'm afraid your appointment is with me. I'm DOCTOR Jenny Langer.

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Sheriff Jeff Jones: [greeting Davey in the opening scene] Hi, little buddy!

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Sheriff Jeff Jones: [on the CB radio upon seeing the giant spider] You ever see the movie Jaws? It makes that shark look like a goldfish!

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Dan Kester: You're so dumb you wouldn't know rabbit turds from Rice Krispies.

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Sheriff Jeff Jones: I used to take physics, but I find prunes do a better job for me.

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Dr. Jenny Langer: [breathless and howling like a banshee] VAAANCE! VANCE!

Dr. J.R. Vance: What happened?

Dr. Jenny Langer: Spiders came out of the briefcase! They're coming from the geodes!

Dr. J.R. Vance: The WHAT?

Dr. Jenny Langer: Gee-ODES!

Dr. J.R. Vance: Gimmie that!

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Dan Kester: You're hittin' the booze again, huh?

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