Memorable quotes for
Escape to Witch Mountain (1975) More at IMDbPro »

Tia Malone: [Tony and Tia are filling out a questionnaire.] Tony, what should I put after "sports"?
Tony Malone: Put, "spectator."
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Tia Malone: Tony, we've got to get out of here, before it's too late, please.
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Tia Malone: Please, Mr. Bolt, you're too excited. You're going to make yourself sick.
Tony Malone: You should go right to bed, Sir.
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Tia Malone: Tony, we've got to get out of here, please.
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Aristotle Bolt: They *rode* out of here!
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Aristotle Bolt: That thing's flying upside down... That's impossible! That kind of vehicle *can't* fly upside down. It's not supposed to fly at all!...
[Looks down sees the sky. Looks up and sees the ground]
Aristotle Bolt: They're not upside down, we are!
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Lucas Deranian: I should have known there was more than ESP to those two.
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Truck: If you want, I'll fight you with one hand.
Tony Malone: I'll fight you with none!
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Lucas Deranian: Look as far as you can see. Mr. Bolt owns everything in sight.
Tia Malone: Well, I can see the sky.
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Jason O'Day: I wonder... I wonder how I'd handle you kids if you were mine. Well, maybe that's why I never married, eh?
Tia Malone: But Mr. O'Day. You were married.
Jason O'Day: What?
Tia Malone: Long, long time ago. And she was so pretty. And you had a little house.
Tony Malone: Yeah, I can see it. It was white, with yellow shutters. And there was a big elm branch over the whole roof.
Tia Malone: Tony knows about people. He can see places they've been.
Jason O'Day: [Angry] What else?
Tia Malone: Well, your wife died only a few months after you were married. And you were so sad. You took an oath that you'd never give your love to another woman, or to anyone. And you never have.... I'm sorry, Mr. O'Day.
Jason O'Day: The name's Jason! If you know so dang much about me you might as well use it. Jason, you understand?
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Jason O'Day: Um, look. Um, if you don't mind, I'd like to plan on remembering you two as if you were my kids. The kids I never had.
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Jason O'Day: I've got no patience for kids, especially runaways!
Tony Malone: It's just the opposite sir, we're trying to find out where home is!
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Tia Malone: He just likes to yell a lot, he's not really that mean.
Tony Malone: You've got to be kidding me.
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Tia Malone: Mr. O'Day, I think you bought too much.
Tony Malone: Yeah, Winky can't drink four quarts of milk.
Jason O'Day: If you two weren't joshing me about Aristotle Bolt, we might be together for longer than I thought. He's a very powerful man, too pow...
[hears a siren, looks in the rear view mirror]
Jason O'Day: Motorcycle cop.
Tia Malone: Will you get in trouble, Mr. O'Day?
Jason O'Day: It's not ME he's after.
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Tia Malone: Tony, do you hear the dogs?
Tony Malone: No. How far?
Tia Malone: Oh, 20 miles.
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Jason O'Day: You're nothing but a pair of undersized land pirates!
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Aristotle Bolt: Chase them on a magic carpet if you have to!
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