One Armed Bum
:[smashes flies on table with his hand
] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... I killed seven with one blow! A new record! Hahahahahahahaaa! Hey waiter, bring me some more wine and food, would ya? Hahahaha! Waiter
:[after eating, Bum realizes he has no money to pay, gets up and tries to leave
] What's this? You leaving? Without paying your bill? One Armed Bum
:And, and what if I haven't paid? Do you know who I am, huh? Waiter
] Who are ya? One Armed Bum
:[slaps waiter's hand
] Godammit! You don't know who I am? You never heard of me? Well, listen: Listen all of you! I happen to be the "One Armed Boxer!" See that? I killed seven! That should be enough for you! Yeah, I killed seven with one blow! Did you ever hear of anyone doing that?
[small crowd gathers
:Alright, where are the seven men you killed then? One Armed Bum
:Well, they weren't exactly men... they were flies!
] Fung Sheng Wu Chi
:[Fung Sheng Wu Chi throws flying guillotine at One Armed Bum, decapitating him. Everyone panics and runs. Fung Sheng approaches waiter
] Was he the One Armed Boxer?
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