Cleopatra Jones: I never claim to be God, Stanley. Only close to him.
Stanley Nagel: You know I could order you to work with our local contacts on this.
Cleopatra Jones: You could also tell me that you are tall, dark and good-looking.
Stanley Nagel: You are a hard woman to deal with, Cleo.
Cleopatra Jones: Only in business, Stanley. Off the job I'm a real pussycat.
Cleopatra Jones: Hey baby, what did you tell the man to make him change his mind?
Mi Ling: I told him he will be paid in advance and he will not have to wait. And if the tall black woman wants to throw her life away, it's no concern of ours.
Cleopatra Jones: Now that we got that settled. Suppose you tell me, why you followed me?
Mi Ling: I wanted to see if you're as bad as you act.
Cleopatra Jones: And?
Mi Ling: And... I've seen worse!
Stanley Nagel: Cleo, for Christ's sakes, you nearly blew up half of Hong Kong!
Cleopatra Jones: And may blow up the other half before I'm through.
Cleopatra Jones: If you point that thing at me one more time, I'm gonna make you eat it! Fingernail and all!
Matthew Johnson: And we might just happen to be the only niggas alive with white shadows.
Matthew Johnson: You know one thing now? That chick would bite Count Dracula on the neck.
Melvin Johnson: And make him like it!
Cleopatra Jones: Relax child! The way I feel tonight, Muhammad Ali will have his hands full!
Cleopatra Jones: Don't race your motor, baby! It's not leaving the garage.
Matthew Johnson: Excuse me for cuttin' in, I don't mean to be uppity or nothin'. We're talkin' about a million dollars worth of dope and some heavy cash back in the States you might want to score a lot more, provided the dope is any kind of good. Now, the last thing my people want to do is, eh, get caught up in some shoot 'em up between you and this Miss Big you're runnin' this number on. What I'm tryin' to say is, all we want is the dope.
Cleopatra Jones: Stanley, somebody's trying pretty hard to kill this black lady. Now, I don't know if its Chen or somebody who's trying to keep me from getting to him. But, you can bet your skinny white ass I'm going to find out. And ain't nobody gonna stop me.
Bianca Javin: I think we will be able to do some business, later. For now, I would like to offer my personal hospitality. Feel free to relax and enjoy yourselves. We'll talk business later. Madalyna will see to you and any wants you may have. Meanwhile, I'll hold the insurance.
Madalyna: Take off your clothes. De girls will bathe and massage.
Melvin Johnson: Say what? Ee-eh! Not me. No way!
Matthew Johnson: Don't stand there and flap your lips! You can do what dick says...
Melvin Johnson: Exhibit, blood. Now you know I ain't got nothin' against bathin', massagin' and definitely nothin' against makin' love. But, I likes to get down. But, when I get down I don't want to drown in no pool of water.
Matthew Johnson: Didn't you hear her Dragon shit? We supposed to relax and enjoy. Now you don't want to offend that sweet little lady, do you? And put her into an evil mood.
Bianca Javin: I hope I haven't kept you waiting.
Matthew Johnson: Oh, no, baby. We diggin' the sites.
Matthew Johnson: Hey, what's happenin', my man?
Chen's Assistant: Hey, don't give me that shit. Where the hell have you guys been?
Matthew Johnson: Ha-ha. Relax, man. We're operating on C.P.T.
Melvin Johnson: Yeah, that's Colored People's Time, baby.
Chen's Assistant: You got the bread?
Melvin Johnson: Hey, can a bird fly or what!