Sketches include White House Press Conference, Topher Grace Monologue, Trucker Talk, Martin Luther King Day, Dan Rathers Fraudulent Document Update, Beaver Ranch, Weekend Update with the Huxtables, Artsy Apartment, Hardball, The Not So Incredible Adventures Of The Down And Out Dollar.
Sketches include: NBC Special Report: Kim Jong Il, Jason Bateman Monologue, Me-Harmony.com, Monkeys Throwing Poop at Celebrities, An Important Moment In Black History I, The Best of T.T. and Mario, The Subway, An Important Moment In Black History II, Weekend Update with Prince Charles and Camilla Parker-Bowles, Gays in Space, Gibson Studios, An Important Moment In Black History III, Rap Night with Chubb Hotty, Public Speaking Class.
Sketches include: Michael Jackson on Neverland Ranch, Hilary Swank Monologue, Grayson-Moorhead Securities, Sheila Choad's Los Angeles Face, Grayson-Moorhead Securities II, Hot Plates, Debbie Downer at the Oscars, Weekend Update with Tom Jankeloff and Morgan Freeman, Seasons of Love, City Court with Aaron Neville, After the Grammys, Project Runway.
Sketches include Papal Debate '05, Cameron Diaz Monologue, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, TV Funhouse: Michael Jackson, The Barry Gibb Talk Show: Nancy Pelosi, Ann Coulter, And Gov. Bill Richardson (featuring cameos from Jimmy Fallon, Justin Timberlake, and Drew Barrymore), The Holland Tunnel Hotel, Weekend Update with guests Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles, with a Weekend Update Dramatic Play featuring Jimmy Fallon, Woo The Musical, The Sofabed, Spy Glass. Green Day performs "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" and "Holiday".
This episode of April 2005 opens with Chris Parnell posing as beleaguered House of Representives Majority Leader Tom Delay. The opening credits roll and musical guest Beck and host Tom Brady are announced. Tom Brady soon takes the stage, and is soon joined by most of the cast to sing an outrageously egotistical song about himself. A fake commercial for an alternative to Viagra is show next. First skit then has Tom Brady at a carnival midway trying in vain to throw a football through a hole in the wall about six feet away. After that, Darryl Hammond impersonates Dr. ...
Writer Jason Sudeikis joins the cast for his first episode. Sketches include Primetime Live Cold Open (with cameo from Paula Abdul), Johnny Knoxville Monologue, Mom Jeans (repeat), Sally and Dan Harrison: The Couple That Should Be Divorced, Domino's Pizza Donald Trump Promo, Donatella Versace's Mothers Day, Channel 5 Late Night Movie "Visitors From Another Planet", Weekend Update with guests Will Forte, Patti Forte and Richie B, with a tribute to Weekend Update founding editor Herb Sargent, Mother's Day Brunch, Helping Hands Telethon, Merv the Perv: Victoria's Secret,...
Former cast member Will Ferrell's first time hosting. Sketches include Will's Thoughts Cold Open, Will Ferrell Monologue, Celebrity Jeopardy with Sean Connery, Sharon Osbourne and Bill Cosby, Oracle Conclave 2005, Para Tri-Cyclen, Artsy Apartment, Weekend Update with guest Steven Ainsley, Grind, TV Funhouse: Shazzan, Goulet Ring Tones, Going 2 C Movies with Levi, Luxury. Queens of the Stone Age perform "Little Sister" (with Will Ferrell as Gene Frenkle) and "In My Head".
Season 30 finale. Lindsay Lohan's second time hosting, and Rob Riggle's last episode. Sketches include Hardball with Michael Isikoff, Condoleeza Rice and Zell Miller, Lindsay Lohan Monologue, Woomba (repeat), America's Next Top Model (with Britney and Kevin Chaotic promo), New Park Cinema, TV Funhouse: Divertor, Appalachian Emergency Room, Weekend Update with guests Chris Cox-Sanz, Danni Sanz-Cox, Vicente Fox and Rev. Al Sharpton, The Prince Show with Nick Lachey, Jessica Simpson and Wanda Sykes, Little Italy, The Babysitter, Bear City: Bear Porn. Coldplay performs "...
Sketches include "Bush Addresses the Nation", "Morgan Stanley", "The JetBlue Crisis", "Anderson Cooper 360", "The Couple That Should Be Divorced", "Girls Gone Wild Katrina", "Kanye Backstage", "The Lundford Twins Variety Hour", "Fun With Real Audio", and "Debbie Downer". Kanye West performs "Gold Digger" and "Heard 'Em Say" featuring Adam Levine.
Sketches include: Harriet Miers Nomination Cold Open, Jon Heder Monologue, Taco Town, Kaitlin: Science Project, The Werewolf, The Misadventures of Tom Delay and Bill Frist, ¡Show Biz Grande Explosion!, Weekend Update with guest Tim Calhoun (Horatio Sanz substituting for Tina Fey), Wilson Bros. Funeral Home, Hubbard Systems Company Retreat, Date with Operator Lady, Commercial Parody: Black Eyed Peas. Ashlee Simpson performs "Catch Me When I Fall" and "Boyfriend". Tina Fey and Maya Rudolph absent for maternity leave.
Sketches include: Special Report: Iraq Q&A, Catherine Zeta-Jones Monologue, Butt Cancer Treatment Center, Newsnight with Aaron Brown, Fosse Party, Weekend Update with guests Donnie Freeman, Pep Walters and the voice of Don Pardo (and a tribute to Charles Rocket), Italian Hotel, Access Hollywood, Creighton Boys School French Teacher, Musical Vows, Morgan Stanley (repeat), Schatzki's Deli. Franz Ferdinand performs "Do You Want To" and "Take Me Out". Maya Rudolph absent for maternity leave.
Sketches include: A Message From the Vice-President of the United States, Lance Armstrong Monologue, Celebrity Iron Man, Totally Rad Smoke Detector 3000, The Indigo Girls (with Sheryl Crow cameo), The O'Reilly Factor, Weekend Update with guests Finesse Mitchell, Scott Podsednik, and Mrs Butterworth, A Song for Sheryl (with Sheryl Crow cameo), Days of Our Lives, Carol!, Hit Man. Sheryl Crow performs "Good Is Good" and "Strong Enough". Maya Rudolph is absent for maternity leave.
Fox News Special Report: Bush in China, Eva Longoria Monologue, Totally Rad Smoke Detector 3000 (repeat), The Spammies, Deep House Dish, Morgan Stanley (repeat), The Needlers: College Reunion, Variety Vault: Vincent Price Thanksgiving, Weekend Update featuring guests Jean Schmidt and Steve Jobs, Desperate Housewives Vanity Fair Shoot, Trapped in the Closet II, The Engelhard Five, Firmium. Korn performs "Twisted Transistor" and "Freak on a Leash". Maya Rudolph absent for maternity leave.
Sketches include: Tree Re-Lighting Special, Dane Cook Monologue, School Announcements, Taco Town (repeat), The Long Ride Home: The Jay Feely Story, Wool Sweater, Lettuce: An SNL Digital Short, Target Greatland, Weekend Update with guests Rachel Dratch and Michael Irvin, The Coma, Fight Back with Victor Ramos, Morgan Stanley (repeat). James Blunt performs "You're Beautiful" and "Goodbye My Lover". Maya Rudolph is absent on maternity leave.