Jessica Simpson & Nick Lachey host SNL with G-Unit as musical guest. Starts with Howard Dean Headquarters, Monologue, Tylenol Extreme, Z-105 Morning Crew, El Cantador Mexican Resteraunt, American Idol, M-TV Future, American Beef Council, G-Unit Performs "Stunt 101", Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey, The Sharon Osborne Show, Victoria's Secrets, Northern California Nutgrowers Association, G-Unit & Joe Perform "Wanna Get To Know You", Dynacorp, then Goodbyes.
The Apprentice star Donald Trump turns the cold opening into The Apprentice. He plugs The Apprentice on 'Live with Regis and Kelly', mentions The Apprentice in his commercial for 'Donald Trump's House of Wings' and he and his co-hosts from The Apprentice form the 'Apprentice Band' during their break from The Apprentice. Trump plays his own double in a Donald Trump version of The Prince and the Pauper and Seth Meyer's father in Fathers and Sons. There's also a promo for Fear Factor Junior and a 9/11 Hearings sketch, but no TV Funhouse Cartoon, despite it being ...
Sketches include Presidential Debate Cold Open, Ben Affleck's Monologue, Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice, Debbie Downer, Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, Florida Stop, Weekend Update with guests New Jersey Resident and Elton John, The Escalator, Wedding DJ, and The Family.
Sketches include Decision '04: The Presidential Debates, Queen Latifah Monologue, Short and Curly, The Prince Show, Excedrin, Decision 2004: The Vice-Presidential Debate, Weekend Update with Martha Stewart and Finesse Mitchell, The Recruits, TV Funhouse: The X-Presidents, Dangerfield Tribute, Vote Or Die!, Zinger vs. Snap.
Sketches include Pentagon Press Briefing, Robert De Niro Monologue, Woomba, Pranksters, Wedding Reception, Prince Christmas Special, TV Funhouse: Liberal Santa, "The Apprentice" Promo, Weekend Update with Leviticus and Abe Scheinwald, Undercover Gangster, Christmas with the Cat Lady, Bear City, Season's Greetings from SNL.