One Day at a Time (1975–1984)
[Urging Barbara not to lose her virginity]
Duane Schneider: Always remember, and please never forget: A man is like a bow-and-arrow, and a woman is like a target. Bow-and-arrow needs practice. Target doesn't.
Barbara Cooper Royer: I'm the only girl who has to go to Confession and make up sins.
Duane Schneider: [after hearing Ms. Romano had a heart attack] Women don't get heart attacks. They give 'em.
Ann Romano Royer: That Was BVD.
Ann Romano Royer: Before Vicky, Darling.
Duane Schneider: [pretending to pick each other up] Do you wanna go to your place or mine?
Ann Romano Royer: Both.
Julie Cooper Horvath: She's one of the most independent women I've ever met.
Ann Romano Royer: She's not independent, she one of the most dependent women I've ever seen.
Julie Cooper Horvath: I feel like a woman, I've never felt more like a woman.
David Kane: [uncomfortable] I'm gonna go home now.