| Angel Tompkins | ... | Diane Marshall | |
| Jay North | ... | Sean Roberts | |
| Anthony James | ... | Ralph Gordon | |
| Marlene Schmidt | ... | Alice Roberts | |
| Barry Atwater | ... | Sheriff Murphy | |
| Med Flory | ... | Joe Roberts | |
| Rudy Herrera Jr. | ... | Lou Gordon | |
| Quinn O'Hara | ... | Margaret Parker | |
| Sivi Aberg | ... | Bonnie Nelson | |
| Richard Winterstein | ... | Russell Marshall (as Dick Winterstein) | |
| Katherine Cassavetes | ... | Gossiping Lady 1 (as Katherine Cassavettes) | |
| Lady Rowlands | ... | Gossiping Lady 2 (as Lady Rolands) | |
| Cassandra Lucas | ... | Waitress |
Directed by | |||
| Howard Avedis | (as Hikmet Avedis) | ||
Writing credits(in alphabetical order) | ||
| Howard Avedis | ||
Produced by | |||
| Howard Avedis | .... | producer (as Hikmet Avedis) | |
| Lenke Romanszky | .... | executive producer | |
| Marlene Schmidt | .... | associate producer | |
Original Music by | |||
| Shorty Rogers | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| Alfred Taylor | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Chuck House | .... | makeup artist | |
| Melanie Levitt | .... | hair stylist | |
Art Department | |||
| Budd Bankson | .... | property man | |
Sound Department | |||
| Gary Cunningham | .... | sound mixer (as Garry Cunningham) | |
| James M. McCann | .... | boom operator (as Jim McCann) | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| Dick Kendall | .... | assistant camera | |
| William Parry | .... | gaffer | |
| Mike Tucker | .... | best boy | |
Costume and Wardrobe Department | |||
| Rubin Bayetto | .... | dress designer | |
Music Department | |||
| Shinichi Yamazaki | .... | music editor | |
Other crew | |||
| Mary Ann Newfield | .... | script supervisor | |
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One of the handful of pictures made by Hikmet Avedis, a classifiable low-budget director of not-quite schlock and drive-in flicks, The Teacher is ostensibly about a 28 year old teacher (lovely Angel Tompkins)- the hottie of the town without a husband as he's a drifter/biker somewheres- who bonds with the shy 18 year old former student neighbor (1/2 dimensional Jay North) and start up a passionate affair. This part of the story is basically more or less just a Penthouse letter extended to feature length (and, oddly enough for a drive-in flick, the amount of sex is actually shown to a minimum, above the belt as it were). What makes it just a little bit more interesting, if also insane, is the character Ralph (crazy-eyed Anthony James), who comes off like a 2nd string James Bond villain missing a couple of acting classes.
He's weird and a snoop, with an obsession with Diane holding a torch for her unofficially while also trying to hunt down Sean after the death of his younger brother. It seems stranger still why Ralph would be so distraught over his brother's death when all Ralph seems to do is sit in his warehouse by the harbor, take out a pair of binoculars from his coffin (which comes out of the mysterious hearse he drives around) which also has a rifle. But he's a villain nonetheless, creeping up at pretty much any instance Sean and Diane are out, or even while they're on her boat making love as he creeps up like a Z-grade Aquaman.
If nothing else his ridiculous performance of an even sillier, deranged cat makes it watchable, when all else is just kind of mundane romance (North especially can barely act his way out of a paper bag, at least Tompkins has her sex appeal). It's nothing very special, or memorable, but if the title ever came up in conversation it would be fun to wax poetic about Anthony James as Ralph, or to contemplate the ways it could make a decent self-made MST3K feature.