- Det. Dave Starsky: You still seeing whatshername?
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Sure. Still seeing whatshername. Took her to the whatchamacallit. Gave her my thingamajig.
- Det. Dave Starsky: I didn't know it was that serious.
- Det. Dave Starsky: Okay, Rollie, who was supposed to kill me?
- Fat Rolly: I don't know, Starsk. On my mother's life I don't know.
- Det. Dave Starsky: You don't have a mother. You were found in a garbage can behind Weight Watchers.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: There's something you oughtta know about Starsky and me. We're not like most partners. Y'know, usually there's the one guy who's kinda folksy. Kind that wants the best for everybody. The Pat O'Brien kind of guy. And then there's the other guy, the rough 'em up, hardnosed kind of guy. Well, that doesn't work for Starsky and me. See, we're both hardnosed, Rollie. And we don't like it when people don't give us everything we want.
- Det. Dave Starsky: Who are we supposed to report this too? I mean, who in the Hell are we supposed to trust?
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: The same people we always trust. Us.
- Det. Dave Starsky: Alright, let's check.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Shells?
- Det. Dave Starsky: Shells.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Your Beretta?
- Det. Dave Starsky: My Beretta. Your 38?
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: My 38. Flares?
- Det. Dave Starsky: Six flares.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Tear gas grenades?
- Det. Dave Starsky: Tear gas grenades, 1, 2, 3, 4.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Shotgun?
- Det. Dave Starsky: Shotgun, racked and loaded.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Two radios?
- Det. Dave Starsky: Two radios with fresh batteries, it's alright?
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: It's alright. Flashlight?
- Det. Dave Starsky: One flashlight.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: And the book.
- Det. Dave Starsky: And the book.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: OK, let's get outta here.
- Det. Dave Starsky: Everybody says the same thing, these two guys could never miss. I say they never miss unless they're told to.