Cannell: I hope we get back to the place by one o'clock.
Zane: Why one o'clock?
Cannell: There's a picture on the tube I didn't see the end of. "Red River." John Wayne.
Zane: You never saw the end of it?
Cannell: No. Uh-uh - don't tell me.
Zane: Oh, what's to tell? He wins. He always wins.
Zane: [Approaching a car in which a laughing couple are smoking marijuana] Isn't that smoking illegal?
Cannell: Yes. I think we oughtta stop it.
Zane: Well, that's what John Wayne would do.
Det. Dave Starsky: You still seeing whatshername?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Sure. Still seeing whatshername. Took her to the whatchamacallit. Gave her my thingamajig.
Det. Dave Starsky: I didn't know it was that serious.
Det. Dave Starsky: Okay, Rollie, who was supposed to kill me?
Fat Rolly: I don't know, Starsk. On my mother's life I don't know.
Det. Dave Starsky: You don't have a mother. You were found in a garbage can behind Weight Watchers.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: There's something you oughtta know about Starsky and me. We're not like most partners. Y'know, usually there's the one guy who's kinda folksy. Kind that wants the best for everybody. The Pat O'Brien kind of guy. And then there's the other guy, the rough 'em up, hardnosed kind of guy. Well, that doesn't work for Starsky and me. See, we're both hardnosed, Rollie. And we don't like it when people don't give us everything we want.
Det. Dave Starsky: Who are we supposed to report this too? I mean, who in the Hell are we supposed to trust?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: The same people we always trust. Us.
Det. Dave Starsky: Does your mommy know you use language like this?