Teo, Titta's Uncle: I want a woman!
Aurelio Biondi, Titta's Father: Tell me, who's the father of this piece of shit?
Woman: The puffballs.
Husband: When the puffballs come, cold winter's almost gone.
Wedding Guest: Titta went away a long time ago.
Don Baravelli: Saint Louis cries when you touch yourself.