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Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (1974) Poster

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Alice: Mott the Hoople AGAIN?

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Tommy: Put in another quarter and try again...

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Audrey: Tucson's the weird capital of the world... WEIRD.

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Alice: I AM a singer.

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David: So who's stoppin' ya?... Pack yer bags; I'll take you to Monterey... I don't give a damn about that ranch.

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Tommy Hyatt: Shoot the dog. Shoot the dog. Shoot the dog.

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Alice: I don't sing with my ass!

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Tommy: Mom, are we in Arizona yet?

Alice: If you ask me that one more time, I'm gonna beat you to death. Just sit back there and relax and enjoy life, huh?

Tommy: Life is short.

Alice: So are you.

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Tommy: Life is short.

Alice: Yeah, well, so are you.

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Flo: She went to shit and the hogs ate her!

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Audrey: [as Audrey is leaving the police station] So long, suckers!

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[last lines]

Tommy: [final lines] You really love David, don't you?

Alice: Yep, I do.

Tommy: Yeah, I like him too, I just hate his taste in music. He always said you could fight with somebody and still like him.

Alice: Hey, now you're using your old noggin! Thanks pal!

[hugs and kisses]

Alice: My boy!

Tommy: Mom, mom, I can't breathe!

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Tommy: [to Alice, disparaging David's style of music] Shit-kicking! shit-kicking! shit-kicking!

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Alice: [while driving Tommy home from the police station] Ya look like you've been embalmed.

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Alice: [after Tommy, was being a smart aleck] If you open your mouth, once more, I swear to God, I'm gonna nail it shut.

Tommy: [Opens his mouth]

Alice: I'm warning you, Tommy. I'm gonna throw you out, and you're gonna walk the last mile home.

[Tommy makes, faces at his mother]

Alice: Get out!

[Kicks Tommy, out of the car, and Alice drives away]

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Ben: [Brandishing a switchblade, at Rita] If you don't drag your ass, out that door or, I'll cut you. I'll cut your ass

[Kicks Rita, on the backside]

Ben: , GET OUT!

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Tommy: He asked us out there Sunday.

Alice: Farmer John's just gonna have to get along without me, I can tell you that.

Tommy: I want to go.

Alice: No.

Tommy: [Jumping on the couch] Yes!

Alice: No!

Tommy: YES!

Alice: NO!

Tommy: [Kicks the couch] Shit!

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David: [Tommy's milking a cow] Hey, Tommy, watch the fingernails.

Tommy: Well, Christ, she's got tits the size of cucumbers. What do you expect?

Alice: Ahem. I don't know where he gets that language, I really don't.

Tommy: Think real hard, it'll come to you, lady.

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Flo: I could lay under you, eat fried chicken and do a crossword puzzle at the same time; that's how much you bother me.

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