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Happy Days (TV Series 1974–1984) Poster

(1974–1984)

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The Fonz: Heyyy!

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The Fonz: You're dreaming about a girl you've never met?

Richie Cunningham: Come on, Fonz, haven't you ever dreamed?

The Fonz: Hey I'm not the dreamer! I'm the dreamee!

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Marion Cunningham: Richie just hasn't got the appetite that Chuck has.

Howard Cunningham: Marion, Argentina hasn't got the appetite that Chuck has.

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Richie Cunningham: So how did you do on that social studies test?

Potsie Weber: I missed that question on Alaska. I hear they want to make it a state now.

Richie Cunningham: That'll never happen.

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Richie Cunningham: I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill.

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Potsie Weber: Rich! Rich!

Ralph Malph: Come quick!

Richie Cunningham: What? Is there something wrong?

Potsie Weber: It's a shark!

Ralph Malph: The Fonz...

Richie Cunningham: Fonz got eaten by a shark?

Potsie Weber: He did? Who said that?

Ralph Malph: Not me! What're you talking about?

Richie Cunningham: Well, you just said "The shark..."!

Ralph Malph: Nooo! Listen! The Fonz is gonna jump *over* a shark!

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[repeated line]

Richie Cunningham: Sit on it!

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The Fonz: [Marion has just told off the Fonz and stormed out of the room] I'm gonna hit her.

Howard Cunningham: No, you're not gonna hit my wife.

The Fonz: Then I'll hit you!

Howard Cunningham: You're not gonna hit my son.

The Fonz: Then I'll hit you!

Richie Cunningham: You're not gonna hit my father either.

The Fonz: Well I gotta hit somebody. You know where Potsie is?

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Ralph Malph: You're such a Potsie!

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Ralph Malph: [Richie is worried that he's going crazy] Come on, Richie! You're no crazier than the rest of us! Look at Potsie. You think he's normal? And Fonzie... super-cool Fonzie. Fonzie with his "Ayyy!" I mean, that's pretty... that's really sicko when you come right down to it.

Richie Cunningham: I wouldn't let him hear you say that.

Ralph Malph: You tell him I said that, and I'll deny it! Every word!

Richie Cunningham: OK, Ralph - take it easy.

Ralph Malph: Now you take me - nice, normal Ralphie Malphie. I got no quirks. But I know what they're saying about me. They're saying my hair's too neat, I'm too cute, and girls crave my bod.

Richie Cunningham: They're not saying that, Ralph.

Ralph Malph: Yes they are. They're also saying that I look like a movie star because my teeth are too even.

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[Fonzie's feet are sore from dancing and needs to be held up]

Fonzie: Aaaay, I'm up and moving!

Richie Cunningham: You're in La-La land, Fonz.

Fonzie: Let me tell ya, it's a lot of fun in La-La land!

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The Fonz: You ain't nobody until you do what you want!

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Richie Cunningham: A shark? That is the *stupidest* thing I have ever heard!

Fonzie: Stupid, yes. Also dumb. But it is something I've gotta do.

Richie Cunningham: Fonz, you're not jumping over garbage cans on a bike. You're jumping over a shark. On nothing! On a couple of little skis! One little slip and chomp! Chomp! Chomp!

Fonzie: Thanks a lot for your support. Look, I was challenged. I gotta jump.

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The Fonz: Arnold, go and cook up a couple of burgers for us.

Matsuo 'Arnold' Takahashi: But I just cleaned the grill!

The Fonz: Well, good! Then maybe they'll taste better!

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[Fonzie and Pinky have had a fight and are sitting at the dinner table]

Richie Cunningham: Dad, uh, can you come upstairs with me for a minute?

Howard Cunningham: I haven't finished my dessert yet.

Richie Cunningham: Well, you can finish it upstairs, Dad.

Howard Cunningham: What are you doing?

Richie Cunningham: Well, we have to talk.

Howard Cunningham: Talk about what?

Richie Cunningham: I... I don't know... the birds and bees.

Howard Cunningham: Oh, Richard, we already had that talk.

Richie Cunningham: [refers to the table] Yeah, and you didn't learn much.

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The Fonz: [Richie tries to get Fonz to get rid of a very tall, very big lumberjack] You picked a fight with a red and black tree?

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[watching a Chicago Bears football game in 1956]

Ralph Malph: That Bears quarterback is no good. He's washed up. He's 30.

Richie Cunningham: That's ridiculous. George Blanda still has a few more good years left.

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Howard Cunningham: Why can't you be a normal boy and swallow goldfish?

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Jenny Piccalo: I wouldn't miss this for a weekend with the Green Bay Packers as their towel girl!

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Ralph Malph: I've still got it!

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Count Mallachi: Release the doves!

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The Fonz: [to his class]

The Fonz: Don't you understand, your brain is clay and I gotta *squeeze* it!

[class is startled]

The Fonz: [then calmly] Let me put that another way...

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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