White Lightning (1973)
Gator McKlusky: Only two things in the world I'm scared of
Sheriff Connors: Only scared of two things, what's that?
Gator McKlusky: Women and the police.
Gator McKlusky: You two are more fun than going to an all-night dentist.
Vinnie Carruthers: What happened to you?
Gator McKlusky: I was tryin' to save these two buddies of mine from getting knocked up by a homosexual.
Vinnie Carruthers: Oh, praise god!
Big Bear: [holding a knife at Gator's throat] You can eat my grub... I'll let you haul my whiskey... but don't you ever do me no *wrong*!
Gator McKlusky: How'd you like that knife shoved up yer ass?
Big Bear: [long pause] I wouldn't like that at all.
Roy Boone: Hey, Gator. Tell me somethin'. Was you scared back there when ol' Big Bear pulled that pig sticker on you?
Gator McKlusky: Hmph... Scared shitless.
Roy Boone: I'm so hungry I could eat the tail-end out of a hobby-horse.
Lou: What you is writing in that little book about?
Gator McKlusky: I'm writin the story of my life, Darlin'
Lou: Yea?... Am I in it?
Gator McKlusky: You're workin on it.