| Jay Rasumny | ... | Spaceman | |
| Samual Mann | ... | Spaceman | |
| John Ireland | (as John Ireland Jr.) | ||
| Dyanne Thorne | ... | Hooker (as Rosalee Stein) | |
| Mendel Pincus | ... | Mr. Smith | |
| Robert George | ... | Harnell | |
| Anne Gaybis | ... | Billie Jo | |
| Marius Mazmanian | ... | Marvin (as Pepi La Rue) | |
| Maria Arnold | ... | Shirley (as Tina La Wise) | |
| Bo Tackman | ... | Mark | |
| April Grant | ... | Jane | |
| Tallie Cochrane | ... | Rhonda (as Talie Wright) | |
| Jerry Mills | ... | Oliver (as Jerry Wander) | |
| Valda Hansen | ... | Gloria (as Zelda) | |
| Sandy Carey | ... | Suzette (as Sandra Carey) | |
| Charles Orlando | ... | Terrance | |
| David Dover | ... | Rapist | |
| Gayna Shireen | ... | Rape Victim | |
| Ray Myles | ... | Shiek (as Ray Miles) | |
| Joyce Mandel | ... | Slave Girl (as Joyce Gibson) | |
| Anisa Guzman | ... | Belly Dancer | |
| Valerie Niccore | ... | Shiek's Slave | |
| A.P. Schwab | ... | Swish | |
| Irv. H. Berlin | ... | Old Hebrew | |
| Pierre Vert | ... | Un-employed Actor | |
| Jay Goldner | ... | Drunk in Alley | |
| Theodore Levey | ... | Slave Master | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Haji | ... | Slave Girl (uncredited) | |
| Janice Karman | ... | Prostitute (uncredited) | |
| Howard Maurer | ... | Charlie (uncredited) | |
Directed by | |||
| William A. Levey | |||
Writing credits | ||
| Shomo D. Weinstein | (screenplay) | |
Produced by | |||
| William A. Levey | .... | producer | |
| Harry H. Novak | .... | executive producer | |
| Nancy Youngblood | .... | associate producer | |
Original Music by | |||
| Miles Goodman | |||
| David White | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| David Platnik | (director of photography) | ||
Film Editing by | |||
| Bill Casper | |||
Art Direction by | |||
| Anthony Dinsberg | |||
Costume Design by | |||
| Frances Dennis | (as Francis Dennis) | ||
Makeup Department | |||
| Marvin Mantoff | .... | makeup artist | |
| Peter Melcher | .... | prosthetic makeup | |
Production Management | |||
| George Lasky | .... | production manager | |
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director | |||
| Edward Hansen | .... | second assistant director | |
| Michael J. Slattery | .... | assistant director | |
Art Department | |||
| Stephen Denoff | .... | set designer | |
| Pearl Mastein | .... | property master | |
Sound Department | |||
| Bill Allen | .... | sound editor | |
| Gene Branum | .... | boom operator | |
| Peter Sarnoff | .... | production sound | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| Benton Brunstein | .... | best boy | |
| Arthur Cranz | .... | assistant camera | |
| Elmore Luz | .... | gaffer | |
| Dusty Stackman | .... | key grip | |
| Tar Webster | .... | camera operator: second unit | |
Costume and Wardrobe Department | |||
| Willhemina Mench | .... | wardrobe | |
Editorial Department | |||
| Charles M. Moore | .... | assistant film editor | |
Music Department | |||
| Willie Dante | .... | music editor | |
| Kay Dennis | .... | performer: title song | |
Other crew | |||
| Janice Karman | .... | assistant to producer | |
| Rex Pounder | .... | production assistant | |
| Elizabeth Sambrano | .... | production secretary | |
| Nat Suplestein | .... | script supervisor | |
| Full cast and crew | Company credits | External reviews |
| IMDb Comedy section | IMDb USA section |
"Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman" is the most retarded thing I've seen in a long while. Its a soft-core "comedy" from the 70s about two space aliens who travel to Earth to procreate with female specimens, adding "humorous" and crude observations that resemble bad Burlesque filler comedians except with a high abundance of offensive four letter words. This film kills more brain cells than any drug out there. Its dumber than "Flesh Gordan". Hell, its even dumber than either "Space-Thing" or "Nudes on the Moon". Its possibly the most mentally delayed thing ever caught on celluloid. As a comedy, its a complete failure. As soft-core porn, its a complete failure, despite the presence of many attractive performers from the day (Dyanne Thorne and especially Sandy Carey in a maid outfit). However, I couldn't tear my eyes away from the screen because I kept wondering how this crap could ever get made.
There's several reasons why I was fascinated throughout, in addition to the absolute stupidity of the project which I'm sure you're sick of hearing about by this point in the review (you'll be more sympathetic once you actually sit through this). The so-called comedy isn't funny in the traditional sense, but is rather amusing in the "Dolemite" sense of you're laughing at it, not with it. Also, the film is extremely politically incorrect, peppered with liberal doses of sexism, awkward descriptions of genitalia, and even a "humorous" rape sequence. I'm shocked they could get away with all this even in the 70s!
There's two versions of "Wham Bam" available. One is from Something Weird Video and is purely soft-core. There's also a hardcore version available, but like most hardcore porn of the day, I found it rather uncomfortable. Hey, I'm not a prude, its just the performers in the day were often gross and unattractive. Stick with the Something Weird version. "Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman" is the kind of ineptitude best viewed after five or so beers. (5/10)